re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?

Had to use a fire extinguisher in my shop... the powder kind. Chit covered everything in the entire building.

Were the last customers one evening at Grisanti's restaurant in the Memphis Embassy Suites. As soon as I got up to leave, I got dizzy and barely made it to the nearest bathroom before I commenced to projectile vomiting all over the bathroom stall. It was by far the most I'd ever hurled in my life. I'd also had a few wines, but everything inside me came out all over toilet, floor, and walls. It was mostly red from wine and tomato based food contents. It looked like a murder had occurred in there. I also nearly lost consciousness while vomiting. Was a hell of an ordeal.

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large display of red wine.

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I was in Winn-Dixie once when an old man in a motorized cart hit the wine display at it went everywhere.

He just said "Oh", backed up his cart, ran over the wine on the ground and carried about his business. They had streaks of red wine all over the store.

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. Quite the mess after a long day of allgrain brewing.

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I swear my floor was sticky for 6 months even after mopping it multiple times

Started my kitchen on fire











Twice

Worse mess:
Somebody left a gallon paint can in the parking lot at Lowes in front of my truck. When I pulled forward to leave, I rolled over it and it exploded on to the car diagonally in front of me. It was a race to find the owner and get it washed off before it dried.
Biggest mess:
I filled a 30 yard dumpster to the top with wet, sloppy mud. The dumpster truck’s front tires came about five feet off the ground when the driver tried to lift the can. We had to open the door on the back and let the mud out onto the street. It took days to get the street cleaned.

Dropped a glass jar of Steen's cane syrup on tile floor.

Got sick one night and had projectile vomit...had eaten something red the night before...so it looked like a murder scene all over the water closet.

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gestures vaguely all around:


my life

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This was my initial reaction before ever reading any response in this thread. This further proves that we are soulmates.

I worked for Winn Dixie in high school. I told the manager that I never used (and wasn't allowed to) the electric pallet jack or the hydraulic dock. Well dumbass says I have to unload the truck anyway. I didn't balance a load property and dumped a full pallet of gallon sized punch off the lift from 6-8 feet in the air. He fired me but I was called by the GM at like 7am the next morning after they demoted the manager. He back payed me for the time I missed the day before and offered my job back. I was a minor so we were only allowed to use the manual jacks. I don't know if you have ever seen a gallon of milk spilled, but a gallon goes a LONG way. This was like a 100 busted gallons. The floor was sticky for a LONG time.