re: What’s your worst/most memorable shite story?

Legion field bathroom during LSU-Bama game 1984 during a storm. The bathroom was disgusting and nasty stadium juice was pouring all over me from above. Toilets were full and didn’t flush. There were no doors on the stall so everyone who came in could see and hear me. Almost everyone made some kind of comment about how they were glad it wasn’t them. Needless to say, there was no TP either. When you gotta go, you gotta go. At least we won the game!