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Stupid Things Said to Women
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:40 pm
What’s the stupidest thing you have said to a girl?When I was in college, I got desert fever and started trying to get with this foreign chick from Lebanon. While at dinner on our first date, I got nervous and asked her if she was into that “haram stuff” instead of “halal stuff” like I intended. Needless to say, things didn’t work out after that.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:42 pm to StickyFingers
will you marry me?
well,, damn
well,, damn
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:43 pm to StickyFingers
I don’t want to hear how you feel about it, I want to give you advice on how to solve the issue
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:43 pm to StickyFingers
When I was in college, I partied all night with a chick. On the way back to her place, I realized I had forgotten her name and asked her. Got dropped off on the side of the road and walked 3 miles home with blue balls
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:44 pm to StickyFingers
At the Texas Club, can I suck your toes?
Stupid, but it worked
Stupid, but it worked
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:46 pm to StickyFingers
I learned pretty early never answer the question: what are you insecure about? I answered honestly.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:51 pm to StickyFingers
I asked a woman how far along she was in her pregnancy and it turns out she was not pregnant at all. It was quite the awkward moment
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:53 pm to StickyFingers
You have any STDs I should know about?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:53 pm to StickyFingers
I voted for Trump
All downhill from there
All downhill from there
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:55 pm to StickyFingers
Just the tip.. I promise..
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:59 pm to StickyFingers
quote:
Stupid Things Said to Women
Calm down.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:30 pm to StickyFingers
Time honored advice when dating a middle-Eastern chick: Harum SCARUM!
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:32 pm to StickyFingers
quote:”Is your son StickyFingers?” as she was slurping.
What’s the stupidest thing you have said to a girl?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:50 pm to StickyFingers
One time, at band camp ..... no, j/k nevermind.
So I picked up this fairly attractive gal at this bar called Hammerheads out on Long Island back in the mid 70s. We were in Huntington but she lived over in West Islip.
When we left the bar she said she wanted to go back to my apartment .... which, naturally I assumed I was going to score. But about two miles down the road she got stupid eyed, I think the weed and liquor kicked in and she insisted that drive her all the way home.
Instead, because she turned into an abrasive drunk yankee bitch, I pulled over on the side of the road and told her to get out. And, when she screamed and asked if I was serious I said, (and I regret this) I said, "yes ma'am I'm serious. If you're not taking me all the way I'm not taking you all the way."
She was cussing me as I drove away.
So I picked up this fairly attractive gal at this bar called Hammerheads out on Long Island back in the mid 70s. We were in Huntington but she lived over in West Islip.
When we left the bar she said she wanted to go back to my apartment .... which, naturally I assumed I was going to score. But about two miles down the road she got stupid eyed, I think the weed and liquor kicked in and she insisted that drive her all the way home.
Instead, because she turned into an abrasive drunk yankee bitch, I pulled over on the side of the road and told her to get out. And, when she screamed and asked if I was serious I said, (and I regret this) I said, "yes ma'am I'm serious. If you're not taking me all the way I'm not taking you all the way."
She was cussing me as I drove away.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:03 pm to StickyFingers
You need to calm down
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:06 pm to StickyFingers
quote:
Stupid Things Said to Women
"I can fix your problem."
"You look fat in that dress."
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:12 pm to StickyFingers
You mean the ones your mother laid out for you?
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