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re: I Know You’re Not Supposed To Cry Over Spilt Milk, But…

Posted on 4/2/24 at 3:39 am to
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
172 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 3:39 am to
I dropped a large glass jar of grape jelly on the kitchen floor. It exploded like napalm, projecting sticky glass slivers as far away as the carpet in the adjacent den. I was barefoot.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6835 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:06 am to
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never trained how to use a self checkout machine let alone how to bag groceries.


That's apparent. Bet you won't put a gallon of milk and eggs on top of other items again. Heavy items never get stacked like that, always get another bag. I have had an occasional jar break or gallon of milk leak, but it sounds like you were asking for this one by trying to jam so much into one bag.
This post was edited on 4/2/24 at 6:53 am
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17219 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:20 am to
clean up on isle 4
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20559 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:24 am to
That sounds like the kind of kitchen catastrophe where you can’t do anything but shake your head and laugh at the impressive mess you now have to clean up.
This post was edited on 4/2/24 at 4:26 am
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17307 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 4:45 am to
Walmart delivery person dropped 1 bag yesterday evening juggling a double handful of bags including 4lbs sugar.

Nope, didn’t drop the sugar. It was the rotisserie chicken that is fall off the bone tender. So yea, really easy to debone the legs this time.SMH
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119619 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 5:24 am to
In Bidens America that is an expensive loss.
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
2875 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 5:30 am to
Food and Drink Board
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3748 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 5:57 am to
Let me know when you drop a foodservice size container of mustard.

There is no comparison.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5143 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 7:17 am to
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Call me Cool Hand Luke baw

Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
525 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 7:18 am to
were they insured?
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11943 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 7:31 am to
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Nothing worse than opening the hatch and 4 bottles of wine rolling out the back of the car and smashing on the driveway.


The downside of SUVs.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15941 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 7:32 am to
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Nobody can eat 18 eggs


A single person probably couldn't eat 18 eggs at one sitting but a family might be able to. Some of the eggs could be used in recipes like pecan pie. That will keep for a few days at least.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136858 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 7:52 am to
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single person probably couldn't eat 18 eggs at one sitting


You have obviously not seen me around a good plate of deviled eggs
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
2632 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 8:22 am to
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Nobody can eat 18 eggs.


Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21611 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 8:27 am to
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The milk and eggs were stacked on top so they would get crushed obviously.



Please clarify: Was the gallon of milk in a bag?
Posted by Tasseo
Member since Feb 2024
921 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 8:40 am to
I don't know how but I bought a new bottle of bleach that had a bad cap. When it tipped over in the trunk it started leaking. Probably a good qtr of it leaked out before I started smelling it. Freaking sucked and pissed when I went back to Home Depot to exchange it out.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3526 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 9:07 am to
Winner first world problem of the day!!!
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Cry Over Spilt Milk, But…



Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
832 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 9:14 am to
My family just doesn't drink milk. And we have chickens so plenty of eggs and breakage of them. My oh shite moment was I had a full quart bottle of frank's hot sauce in a glass jar (or whatever their biggest size is in a glass jar) on the top shelf of my cabinets come crashing out and hit my granite countertop. My wife was looking for something at the time and was moving things around when she got baptized by ole frank himself. Nothing worse than having a shite ton of Frank's AND glass splattered all over your cabinets and walls floor even the ceiling somehow got it.

Let's just say I wasn't too happy cleaning it up since the wife was showering after that. But shite happens, all the time. Such is life.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10278 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 11:15 am to
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but it sounds like you were asking for this one by trying to jam so much into one bag.


You’re absolutely right baw, but what was I supposed to do make two trips to bring in the groceries? Like some kind of queer?
Posted by Iowatiger209
Pleasant Hill, IA
Member since May 2021
719 posts
Posted on 4/2/24 at 11:17 am to
I would be upset as well knowing all if that was probably two weeks worth of pay in this economy……
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