I never realized goatees were so ubiquitous until I watched an LSU baseball game on TV.

They are especially popular in the bleachers. Lots of full beards too, but a crap ton of goatees. Often accompanied by a shaved head and ball cap.

Is the goatee the official facial hair of plant baws?

I’ll give these fellas credit. A lot of them have hot wives. And they produce plenty of children.