re: Eastbound and Down

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Right out of the gate when he is comparing Baltimore to San Francisco in the baseball interview montage gets me every time.

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So good. It went something like "New York. You mean Jew York? I thought the blacks were bad in Chicago, they ain't got nothing on the gays in San Francisco."


Definitely got some stuff you'll never hear anything remotely close to it on TV again.

—to Stevie, about the cost of raising a family:

"I have two white kids, dog. Straight up white kids. And I know they're a lot more fricking expensive to take care of than fricking four Mexicans."

—to Maria, about their impending move to the Lone Star State:

"Maria, you must be pretty happy though, huh? Texas has a fricking weather climate very similar to Mexico. Except it doesn't stink like fricking buttholes and donkeys."