re: List all bones you've broken in your lifetime and how it happened.

Ankle - broke it playing what’s now known as “tackle the guy with the football” during recess.

Thumb - broken during a takedown in my only career wrestling match. Held the other kid in a half Nelson for the rest of the time because I was in pain and didn’t want to do much. Won on points and retired undefeated.

Ring finger - fell over on my bike while avoiding a car. Handlebar came down on it and basically smashed the distal segment to pieces, and took most of the skin off.

All of my confirmed broken bones happened between 5th and 7th grades.

I’ve also probably broken a handful (footful? ) of toes that never got checked out.