re: List all bones you've broken in your lifetime and how it happened.

Right arm at age 10 - wrestling with my brother.

Broken jaw at age 10 - Brother was pulling me around on a sled tied behind a snowmobile. Swung me wide going around a corner and slammed me into a cement barn wall.

Right foot at age 17 - snuck into a ski hill at night to go sledding. Was drunk, ran into a tree.

First three toes on right foot at age 45 - At a water park going down a water slide and a dumbass kid was trying to climb up the wrong way. Plowed into him, he had a broken collarbone.

Right ankle, both bones, plates and screws inserted at age 48 - Cutting a tree down and it landed on me.

Too many broken pinky toes and hairline fractures in fingers to count.