re: List all bones you've broken in your lifetime and how it happened.

Collarbone twice.
1st time was in Kindergarten when a fat girl was running and fell on me while I was playing with hot wheels on the sidewalk.

2nd time I got undercut going up for a rebound in Jr. High and a dude came down on me with his knee.

Nose once.
Playing baseball at recess in 3rd grade. fricking off in the batters box not paying attention and got knocked the frick out by a foul ball.