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re: Is it me or is the swinger movement growing like crazy?

Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3637 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:22 pm to
Is the InV 500 guy lecturing others on self control?
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6605 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:24 pm to
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it’s initial review by The Advocate, Half a dozen women were spread eagle on a table that was supposed to be for chafing dishes. All of the food runners and random dudes there for opening night, were eating them out on the table, going down the line side step shuffling like at a buffet.


This doesn’t arouse me. This makes we want to call the CDC.
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
8981 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:24 pm to
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hours


What are these "hours" that have been referenced to in this thread?




Peterson covered some of this in the Shawn Ryan Show starting around 1:47-


Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85060 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:27 pm to
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I was at 100 after high school. 300 after college. Can I say I have never had sex with a married woman? Not for sure but I can tell you this I haven't done it knowingly because that is not what I am interested in and I also am not interested in women that have had children because just like Elvis Presley I can't perform on a woman that has birthed a child it is some mental block. I just don't want anything to do with it. So, at 44 my options are much smaller than they were when I was younger and I won't date anyone over 32 anyway. My only rule is no children and I'm not crazy about dating anyone that has even been divorced either. Hope this helps explain things. If you think I am out there seeking married women with stretchmarks and damage from having children you are sadly mistaken.

Do you teach a class? If so, when, and how much do you charge?

I picture you as looking like David Hasselhoff. I want to learn your ways.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69047 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:29 pm to
the marriages dont seem to last once they go this route.


If any of you swingers are still happily married, you are the exception.


Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42682 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:30 pm to
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seeking married women with stretchmarks and damage from having children you are sadly mistaken.
phew thank God
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59160 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
49106 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Do you teach a class? If so, when, and how much do you charge?

I picture you as looking like David Hasselhoff. I want to learn your ways.
it is a shame I have but only one upvote to give
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26998 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:40 pm to
I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but 99 percent of "swinging" stories are just rumors, or it's just someone having an affair.

All these stories about friends all fricking each other's wives is bullshite.

It's a big urban myth.
Posted by Alika_kahuna
Member since May 2021
166 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:48 pm to
My uncle once told me, "once a woman starts shopping they don't usually come back"
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16559 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:51 pm to
You should see the ones attached to Class Reunions. Oh My
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36744 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:53 pm to
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I was at 100 after high school. 300 after college


hanging around that many women is pretty gay.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6605 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:00 pm to
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marriages dont seem to last once they go this route.


Our Ex-Swinger Guy pretty much said the same thing. Most of the marriages of those in “the Lifestyle “ seemed to crumble.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22292 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:05 pm to
I mean, I wonder why.

Someone else posted a good theory earlier. People watch too much porn as a voyeur, think it's a great thing. Convince their SO to bone random dudes. Realizes it's actually a shitty feeling watching your SO get her hole blasted by a bull. She might even start to like it more and stray.

What a great formula for a healthy marriage!
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3637 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:08 pm to
Imagine the post nut clarity after you finish and you’re left with your wife full of another dudes dna. Has to hit like a sledgehammer.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71559 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:08 pm to
I found this out the hard way. I've always liked pineapples, and enjoyed Psych the TV series, so I would bring a pineapple every time I visited someone's house for the first time. My doorbell on my apartment would also generally be swapped out for a pineapple as well. I always wondered why couples would flirt with me on occasion.

I also threw a Skyrim quest marker on all my doors, a lot of delivery drivers left funny notes about arrows, knees, and other Skyrim items.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7130 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:09 pm to
Normal mentally stable and healthy men are not:

Thinking of sleeping with every female they meet
Think everyone wants to sleep with their wife

Furthermore, statistically speaking your wife is far far far more likely to initiate an affair than the other way around.

Some of you need some serious help. Like psychological counseling.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22292 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203694 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:10 pm to
Swingers are losers. Zero morales what so ever.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55913 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:11 pm to
swinging is latent homosexuality
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