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re: Brazilian chicks kicking ball on the beach

Posted on 5/17/24 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29046 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Sexy brown ladies of distinction




i had a conference in South Padre Island this weekend. It was Education IT conference and i'm 40, white, 5'11, and not obese. it's very rare that i'm the tallest person in the room or most fit or best looking, but there i'm a tall white king around a bunch of drunk teachers and chubby short old hispanic dudes.

i saw a latina woman that was absolutely top 10 most beautiful woman i've ever seen in person. a true rare 10.

then i was getting a beer at the bar a solid 7.5 came up and asked me to come cumbia.i said "i only dance with my wife." and she said "well i usually only dance with my husband, but neither of them are here and i won't tell if you don't." she then bought my beer and I quickly quickly retreated. my peers slapped me in the back of the head on that one because i said thanks and walked away.

people sleep on latinas at their own peril.



*i am married and she worked for one of my customers. i'd get my company fired. then murdered by my boss. murdered by my wife. then murdered by the big booty latina.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29696 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 4:10 pm to
If you look closely, there’s a big rock in the background
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8579 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 4:11 pm to
Great bodies, but man, soccer is so fricking weird to me
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12890 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 4:35 pm to
If those were American women.. they would only be able to kick the ball once because it would be huge fat women trying to kick the ball
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18430 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 4:39 pm to
They’re pretty good playing with balls.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150910 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:08 pm to
That almost looks fake. Not that it matters.
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
35487 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

If you look closely, there’s a big rock in the background
I had to go back to page 1 to confirm. Yup, it's there.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19457 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:20 pm to
Brown Breasted Bed Thrashers
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12926 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:34 pm to
You said a Brazilian chicks, but I only counted 4 of them.





But those 4 did not disappoint.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4968 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:37 pm to
I'll take the one that jiggles the most, yall can have the rest.
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
938 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

Brown Breasted Bed Thrashers


LBFM
(Little Brown fricking Machines)
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47919 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:40 pm to
In unrelated news, the women’s World Cup is coming to Brazil soon…
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders/LA Kings Fan
Member since Nov 2020
3596 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:41 pm to
Gotta be careful though... quite a few trannies in Brazil
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13572 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:43 pm to

A friend of mine just watched this video and is asking the board which Brazilian thong soccer porn is best?

Obviously asking for a friend
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13572 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:46 pm to
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Id sit on that beach and watch that all day long


An enterprising young sunglasses salesman would make some bank with a mobile cart
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22900 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:01 pm to
It's Brazil... No one cares if you stare at beautiful women... Especially the women who are being stared at.

Yall have been around western/American fem-washed miserable, stick up.their arse bitches for too long.

If you are ever lucky enough to spend some time in South America where the beautiful women play, you will not be disappointed. You will also want to throw yourself out a 4 story window if you ever marry one though. What they lack in American bullshite brainwashing, they make up for in crazy on the purest level...
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90977 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:28 pm to
As someone who dated a chick who was Brazilian, I can say they have amazing bodies in their early 20s.


Then they get fat. Lease them, don’t purchase
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12894 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:32 pm to
Umm, soccer board?
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10221 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:34 pm to
99% of Brazilian women aren’t down with the Woke and feminists nonsense either like 50% of American women are.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
16847 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:37 pm to
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