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re: The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady will be live on May 5th | Netflix

Posted on 4/24/24 at 7:57 am to
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6683 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 7:57 am to
Imagine trying to do an MJ or Lebron roast.

Their egos would never allow it
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22226 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 8:14 am to
I’m sure the Manning brothers will be there. Let Eli bring his two trophies and gloat.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10785 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 9:07 am to
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Brady doesn't seem to have much of a personality.


To me he's a lot like Tiger Woods in that he has a certain physical charisma but as soon as he opens his mouth it gets a bit cringy
Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1566 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 9:11 am to
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think that Brady should join the Ku Klux Klan. And that's not because he's racist. He's not racist. It's just that he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head, on account of his face.


I think that.... Tom Brady should join the Ku Klux Klan. (Audience gasps). Not because he's a racist. (Exaggerated pause) It's just that..... he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head (Exaggerated pause) on account of his face.


I'm dying just picturing him delivering it.
Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1566 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 9:13 am to
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Imagine trying to do an MJ or Lebron roast.


MJ would be hilarious. Because he would give it back. He'd compete for the best line.

Lebron's would last 3 seconds, because his soy boy arse would deem every single joke offensive.
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
2580 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 11:26 am to
He has a face like a flower


Yeah a cauliflower
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51678 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 7:54 pm to
Oh good! More attention for the greatest attention whore of all time.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22820 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 7:55 pm to
Ah yes... A bunch of athletes with zero comedic timing reading canned jokes written for them with no rythym.

This is going to be bad. Randy Moss will be the only one who comes off as natural. He will probably shine but that's about it.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6683 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:43 pm to
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MJ would be hilarious. Because he would give it back. He'd compete for the best line.

The same guy that felt the need to trash his high school and college teammates in his hall of fame speech? Yeah right.

He wouldn't be able to take anyone saying anything bad about him. His entire hall of fame acceptance speech was trying to settle petty old scores.
This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 8:49 pm
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 5/5/24 at 9:55 am to
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11280 posts
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:31 pm to
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Julian Edelman, Drew Bledsoe and Rob Gronkowski

That’s a whole lot of dull personalities. Are we still supposed to pretend Gronk is funny?
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