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The following will happen on Thursday night
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:23 pm
- Carmichael will call a deep shot to the sideline to Olave/Shaheed on 3rd and 1. Will be incomplete. This will happen twice
- Will get to the 30 yard line easily. Then Carr will take a sack and force Grupe to hit a 54 yarder. Auto-miss for him. This will happen once.
- Will get to the 25 yard line easily. Then not a single receiver will run a route to the middle of the field (we run a 2003 West Coast offense). Despite having three good receivers + Taysom + Kamara, for some bizarre reason, not a single one of them will be "open." This will happen twice, and when asked after the game, the players will simply say they need to "execute better".
- Random Jaguars fan on twitter will exclaim: "I can't believe our offensive line is playing so well!" No they aren't playing well, they are just going up against the sorriest pass rush of all time.
- Will get to the 30 yard line easily. Then Carr will take a sack and force Grupe to hit a 54 yarder. Auto-miss for him. This will happen once.
- Will get to the 25 yard line easily. Then not a single receiver will run a route to the middle of the field (we run a 2003 West Coast offense). Despite having three good receivers + Taysom + Kamara, for some bizarre reason, not a single one of them will be "open." This will happen twice, and when asked after the game, the players will simply say they need to "execute better".
- Random Jaguars fan on twitter will exclaim: "I can't believe our offensive line is playing so well!" No they aren't playing well, they are just going up against the sorriest pass rush of all time.
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:26 pm to JonathanSidwell
Olave will half arse at least 6 of his routes
Taysom will be wide open doen seam and Carr won't look at him
Taysom will be wide open doen seam and Carr won't look at him
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:35 pm to JonathanSidwell
Now why can’t I parlay THAT on DraftKings??
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:49 pm to DemSaintsDoh
#94 is too old, you’ll never hear his named called
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:54 pm to JonathanSidwell
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Random Jaguars fan on twitter will exclaim
"Our secondary sure has turned it around!!!"
I have no idea how their secondary is playing fwiw
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:03 pm to JonathanSidwell
I’m live betting 3rd and long sacks for the rest of the year. $10 a pop.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:05 pm to JonathanSidwell
Fantastic post. Only omission is the obligatory 3rd and 4 when penning gets beat on a speed rush by a nursing home resident
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:41 pm to JonathanSidwell
Flea flicker to Michael Haynes
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:02 pm to JonathanSidwell
3rd and long Pete calls a screen pass. He will do this 5 times and go 1/5 with the first time being the one time it works so naturally he calls it 4 more times for shite.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:10 pm to LSUPilot07
They will always take their time at the line of scrimmage allowing the defense to adjust and properly align. We will not use tempo to keep them from subbing. We may even call a time out if we catch them with 12 players on the field
Posted on 10/17/23 at 9:35 pm to BigTigerJoe
We don't even get solid painted endzones on a heckin child's game
Posted on 10/17/23 at 10:37 pm to JonathanSidwell
Great post!
I’d like to add….
On a 3rd and 10 or more, Carr will quickly look downfield then throw the ball to Kamara standing at the line of scrimmage. Kamara will be tackled after a three yard gain and I will scream ‘Why the frick do they keep doing this?!?!?!?!??’
This will happen 3-4 times during the game.
I’d like to add….
On a 3rd and 10 or more, Carr will quickly look downfield then throw the ball to Kamara standing at the line of scrimmage. Kamara will be tackled after a three yard gain and I will scream ‘Why the frick do they keep doing this?!?!?!?!??’
This will happen 3-4 times during the game.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 9:18 am to JonathanSidwell
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The following will happen on Thursday night
I, won't be watching this shite show!
Posted on 10/19/23 at 7:35 pm to JonathanSidwell
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Will get to the 30 yard line easily. Then Carr will take a sack and force Grupe to hit a 54 yarder. Auto-miss for him. This will happen once.
Like clockwork
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