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The following will happen on Thursday night

Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:23 pm
Posted by JonathanSidwell
Member since Sep 2023
217 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:23 pm
- Carmichael will call a deep shot to the sideline to Olave/Shaheed on 3rd and 1. Will be incomplete. This will happen twice

- Will get to the 30 yard line easily. Then Carr will take a sack and force Grupe to hit a 54 yarder. Auto-miss for him. This will happen once.

- Will get to the 25 yard line easily. Then not a single receiver will run a route to the middle of the field (we run a 2003 West Coast offense). Despite having three good receivers + Taysom + Kamara, for some bizarre reason, not a single one of them will be "open." This will happen twice, and when asked after the game, the players will simply say they need to "execute better".

- Random Jaguars fan on twitter will exclaim: "I can't believe our offensive line is playing so well!" No they aren't playing well, they are just going up against the sorriest pass rush of all time.
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 5:25 pm
Posted by saints5021
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
17520 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:26 pm to
Olave will half arse at least 6 of his routes

Taysom will be wide open doen seam and Carr won't look at him
Posted by DemSaintsDoh
Shreveport, LA
Member since Jan 2014
1133 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:35 pm to
Now why can’t I parlay THAT on DraftKings??
Posted by Neilfish
Member since Jun 2006
2641 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:49 pm to
#94 is too old, you’ll never hear his named called
Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
1635 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Random Jaguars fan on twitter will exclaim


"Our secondary sure has turned it around!!!"


I have no idea how their secondary is playing fwiw
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
5877 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18838 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:03 pm to
I’m live betting 3rd and long sacks for the rest of the year. $10 a pop.
Posted by BrewDrees95
Member since Jan 2021
235 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:05 pm to
Fantastic post. Only omission is the obligatory 3rd and 4 when penning gets beat on a speed rush by a nursing home resident
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
2959 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:41 pm to
Flea flicker to Michael Haynes
Posted by LSUPilot07
Member since Feb 2022
5798 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:02 pm to
3rd and long Pete calls a screen pass. He will do this 5 times and go 1/5 with the first time being the one time it works so naturally he calls it 4 more times for shite.
Posted by Wize1
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2019
62 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:10 pm to
They will always take their time at the line of scrimmage allowing the defense to adjust and properly align. We will not use tempo to keep them from subbing. We may even call a time out if we catch them with 12 players on the field
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82506 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 9:35 pm to
We don't even get solid painted endzones on a heckin child's game
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17208 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 10:37 pm to
Great post!

I’d like to add….

On a 3rd and 10 or more, Carr will quickly look downfield then throw the ball to Kamara standing at the line of scrimmage. Kamara will be tackled after a three yard gain and I will scream ‘Why the frick do they keep doing this?!?!?!?!??’

This will happen 3-4 times during the game.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
4955 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26619 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 9:00 am to
Saints win 20-14.
Posted by BadaBingBadaBoom
Lafourche Parish
Member since Mar 2022
2027 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 9:18 am to
quote:

The following will happen on Thursday night



I, won't be watching this shite show!
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

Will get to the 30 yard line easily. Then Carr will take a sack and force Grupe to hit a 54 yarder. Auto-miss for him. This will happen once.

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