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All-time obituary out of Kentucky tonight…
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:01 pm
A couple highlights:
RIP James Loveless
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Born and raised in Kentucky in 1963-a state that has been recently leaning toward more liberal values, we might add–Jamie, a divorcee, father, grandfather and proud owner of a few lots in the trailer park, had had enough and up and died on us on June 13th in order to avoid another Presidential stolen-election mishap in the near future.
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We don't know if he was married, but he definitely was a lady's man. There was Kathy, Mary Lou, Tammy, Debra, Carrie, Tina, etc., etc. "It's the bones", he told us as proudly pointed his skinny, pasty-white legs. "Women love a good shin". We think he might even have some females waiting for him on the other side. Jamie loved his family more than anything else in the world...except ice-cold Busch, room-temperature Busch, T-bones, New York strip, prime rib, shrimp, swimming, poker, hatch-back Mustang GTs, tank-tops, Kentucky Men's basketball, and his personal copy of Eddie Murphy's Raw.
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He leaves behind his second-favorite son, Rocky(and Lizeth) Loveless of Arizona City, AZ, his favorite son, Rodney Loveless of Science Hill, KY, a younger brother, Joey, and unofficial daughter Melissa(and Coy) Vance of the trailer park, as well as a pair of old boxers which have 'Buttweiser the King of Rears' printed on the design. He will be moderately missed.
RIP James Loveless
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Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:02 pm to Knocksville
quote:He sure matured quickly.
Born and raised in Kentucky in 1963
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:11 pm to Knocksville
That was awesome! Wish more people did this if their loved one lived a long and good life.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:17 pm to Haystack Calhoun
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On many occasions in life, James was seen in his back yard at the trailer park during the early hours of the morning, hammering beers, standing over country-style ribs, and yelling, "It's got a head like a cat on it!", while nearby neighbors would peek out their windows bearing looks of disgust and amazement, as his party guests were slurring
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:20 pm to Knocksville
Rip James
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:21 pm to Knocksville
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Women love a good shin
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:22 pm to highcotton2
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yelling, "It's got a head like a cat on it!"
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:26 pm to Knocksville
Sure this isn't Livingston Parish?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:32 pm to Knocksville
RIP good ole baw
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:35 pm to Knocksville
quote:Absolutely and unequivocally untrue.
a state that has been recently leaning toward more liberal values
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:37 pm to Knocksville
Died at 60. Must have lived life hard
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:45 pm to East Coast Band
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Must have lived life hard
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As a gluttonous eater of fried foods and snack cakes, as well as the occasional chili cheese dog, James, tried in vain to give up the ghost by clogging his arteries and having a stroke in 2015.
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While waiting in the ER at the hospital, he was heard saying, "Let's make a break for it!", only to be heard by one of the hospital staff and forced to go through the procedure.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:49 pm to Knocksville
He can now be inducted in the Baw Hall of Fame..HQ is Livingston Parish.
RIP Jimmy
RIP Jimmy
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Jamie loved his family more than anything else in the world...except ice-cold Busch, room-temperature Busch, T-bones, New York strip, prime rib
This post was edited on 6/15/23 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:04 pm to East Coast Band
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Died at 60. Must have lived life hard
Nah, baw......it sounds like he was able to ring every bit out of those 60 years as possible. 61 may have been too much for him, the trailer park, and the world as a whole.
Godspeed, James!
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:14 pm to Knocksville
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He will be moderately missed.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:49 pm to Knocksville
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a pair of old boxers which have 'Buttweiser the King of Rears' printed on the design
Why wasn’t he buried in these?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:54 pm to Knocksville
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Coy) Vance
Brings back memories of Coy and Vance Duke, the two guys who filled in on the Dukes of Hazard after John Schneider and Tom Wopat went on strike.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:57 pm to GreenRockTiger
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:58 pm to UKWildcats
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Absolutely and unequivocally untrue.
Your Democrat governor says otherwise.
Posted on 6/16/23 at 12:40 am to Knocksville
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There was Kathy, Mary Lou, Tammy, Debra, Carrie, Tina, etc., etc.
Sounds like a DMX song, just missing a few Kims.
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