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Give me the best joke you got.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:31 pm
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This post was edited on 12/18/21 at 9:46 am
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Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:32 pm to DiamondDog
So this dyslexic walks into a bra...
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:32 pm to DiamondDog
biscuit, covid, vaccine.
Hell, I forgot the punch line
Hell, I forgot the punch line
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:33 pm to DiamondDog
your posting history
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:33 pm to DiamondDog
Have you heard the one about the 13ft fence? You’ll never get over it....
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:34 pm to DiamondDog
Can't tell you a joke, but I can tell you where you got ya shoes.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:35 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:35 pm to DiamondDog
The problem with Mexican and black jokes is they’re all the same
Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal
Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:37 pm to DiamondDog
Poppa Tomato, Momma Tomato and Baby Tomato were going for a walk. Baby Tomato kept lagging behind and Poppa Tomato was getting annoyed, so after a while Poppa Tomato wheeled around, stomped on Baby Tomato and yelled, “Catch up!!”
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:37 pm to LSUstudent2006
What did the circle say to the eight?
Nice belt.
Nice belt.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:38 pm to DiamondDog
Did you hear about the pandas at the zoo? It’s said they seldom mate in captivity, but sure enough the female got pregnant.
…proof, laid bear.
…proof, laid bear.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:40 pm to DiamondDog
Did you hear about the crawfish who got a degree from LSU and went to WAFB to be a weatherman?
Well wouldn’t you know it, he got the job, and he was all dressed in his little crawfish suit and tie, about to go on air, when a meteor fell out the sky onto the newsroom, flattening it.
Just goes to show
You can’t do the weather with a crushed station.
Well wouldn’t you know it, he got the job, and he was all dressed in his little crawfish suit and tie, about to go on air, when a meteor fell out the sky onto the newsroom, flattening it.
Just goes to show
You can’t do the weather with a crushed station.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:42 pm to fr33manator
quote:
proof, laid bear.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:42 pm to fr33manator
Two little boys were talking. First little boy says my dad has got a huge dick. Second little boy says that ain’t nothing. My dad has got two dicks. A little one he pees with and a big one he brushes the babysitter’s teeth with.
This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:44 pm to DiamondDog
What do you call a gay shoemaker?
A peach cobbler.
A peach cobbler.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:45 pm to DiamondDog
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic?
Someone who's not sure if there even is a dog.
Edit:
Heard that from my pastor.
Someone who's not sure if there even is a dog.
Edit:
Heard that from my pastor.
This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:47 pm to DiamondDog
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite kind of coordination?
HAND EYYYYYYYYEEEEIIIIII
HAND EYYYYYYYYEEEEIIIIII
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:48 pm to DiamondDog
Don’t have a joke but I got Deez nuts for you
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:48 pm to DiamondDog
Man dies and goes to hell. Ends up in a bar in hell, and he notices next to him is Hitler. Hitler introduces himself as the former Chacellor of Germany, killer of 3 million Jews, and 4 clowns.
Man asks “4 clowns?”
Hitler turns and yells, “See Stalin, I told you nobody cared about the fricking Jews.”
Man asks “4 clowns?”
Hitler turns and yells, “See Stalin, I told you nobody cared about the fricking Jews.”
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:49 pm to DiamondDog
A husband asks his wife she wants to try the Bill Clinton. He explains to her that she has to blow him while he works.
She said "Sure. As long you don't JFK.... Splatter all over me unexpected"..
She said "Sure. As long you don't JFK.... Splatter all over me unexpected"..
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