The O-T Never Lies…So Let’s Talk Hoggin’

If she ain’t 280 she ain’t a lady

Ex wives count?

Your mom back when she was giving out romps like germs from a daycare.

175...not a hog

Tree Fiddy on the Hoof


There once was a gal with big titties,
She weighed in on the hoof at tree fiddy,
But she'd frick suck or blow,
And she never said no,
And that's why I say eager beats pretty

Bout tree fiddy

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haven't gone anywhere near the 200 lbs. mark yet.

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Go get some

When I was a Senior in a small town high school, there was a woman (around 20 years old) named Flodine (floh-deen) who was sized as you would imagine someone with that name would be. She was also free and easy.

So, I asked her out. I laid the charm on her solely for the purpose of getting some easy action. Apparently, I overdid the charm. I got to third base, but was stopped because she didn't want me to lose respect for her (even though she was rogering every guy who tried). She wanted to be my girlfriend. This was an epic fail.

Note: In order to accommodate the "easy action" date, I sort of stood up Cindy, a swim team senior girl from the nearby larger h.s. She was hot, but I didn't know (until later) that she was DTF. So, it was a double error - one of many errors and miscalculations I made in h.s. as it related to females.

My body weight. 225 at the time.

Whisky Dick saved me. Thank you, Whisky Dick.

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If she ain’t 280 she ain’t a lady

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LOL i hear that from both of my boys all the time, i guess it is something they picked up at school.

Another one i hear from them is

"if she is 310 than she is a win"