re: "Scruffy golf courses"

Oak Lake in Clinton, LA is poster child for this write up.

These are actual conversations I've had with the owner:

Me: "Do you have any tee times available around 9?"
Owner: "Son, we don't have tee times and pack your own ice chest if you want beer."

Me: "It's a little backed up on the first tee, mind if I start on 7 or 8?"
Owner: "I don't give a shite where you start, just go have fun."