re: No MTV Challenge: Ride or Die thread??

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Someone help me here, I still don't get the strategy Olivia pulled off. They made a deal to have Horacio & Olivia's back basically. They told Darrell and Veronica to not choose Horacio/Olivia if they were safe and they'd return the favor and not choose Darrell/Veronica.

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It was a strategy that had a 2/3 chance of working and 1/3 chance of failing. If Kim & Colleen pulled safe then one team they were working with was going in. Granted they would have won easily, but they didn't know that ahead of time.

Wtf?!?!?

Was so pumped Jay and Michelle won as was expecting all-out chaos, and then they totally puss out.

Lame and so dumb. Should’ve thrown in Fessy, Bananas, Jordan, and Laurel’s teams.

Have Michelle and Jay forgotten what show they’re on this episode? They look so dumb. I love Laurel calling them out when they’re clearly just coming to people looking to get promises and deals.

“So are y’all just not going to say anything?”

“Do you have any questions?”

Lol

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They so totally fricked this one up. Won a challenge, and it’s absolutely gonna come back to hurt them.

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Laurel is coming in scorched earth now. Watch out

I was really hoping Colleen and Kim were going to win. Laurel and Jakk are bitches, but WTF were Jay and Michele thinking. At least throw in 4 veteran teams if you are going to make a move.

That was some of the worst gameplay I’ve ever seen. Jay and Michelle’s choices made no sense.

Pick 2 pretty strong vet teams, a weak vet team, and one of the only rookie-rookie teams left.

Not rhyme or reason…they just managed to annoy or anger everyone (except Kim and Colleen who are just very relaxed people).

It’s almost like they forgot the rules to the game and thought they would send one team to the elimination and extract promises from the other three to build their alliance.

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They gained nothing other than bananas owing them a solid although it’s looking less likely bananas and Nani are winning any dailies.

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To be fair, they don't have to worry much about Jordan and Aneesa or Darrell and Veronica winning dailies either.

Laurel and Jakk might, though, and you know they are throwing Jay and Michele straight in to elimination.

And they might have put a little feat into Tori and Devin, even though they weren't one of the four, they are a veteran team that might be on that short list next time.

Watching...stream of consciousness post.

I love Darrell's confidence, but he's not winning much with Veronica on his team. She's nothing like she used to be.

All these hotties prancing around in bikinis and MTV keeps showing us the gay dude shaking his arse all over the yard. Yay.

Of course John is the douche with the guitar at this kind of party/gathering. He's such a fricking poser.

It always amazes me how inept people are on these challenges at rowing, or how amazed they are by people that can do it effectively. I know I'm from the South and have done it most of my life, but still. It's hilarious.

Jordan's approach to everything is damn near inspirational. "I don't have a left hand to grab this oar and rotate it...but I'm working on it.." AND THEN 30 seconds later he's fricking cruising across the water like it's no big deal. This dude literally doesn't have a hand to ROW A BOAT and he's still dominating almost everyone in his heat and would've probably won if not for Jay and Michelle smoking it, even with that anchor Aneesa on his team. And let's not forget that he won eliminations involving swinging a sledgehammer and a fricking tug-o-war against Josh.

Fessy is getting frustrated with Moriah not being able to row, but he is doing pretty much the worst possible explanation to her. And John is doing the same thing with Nany. Just show her how to do it for frick's sake.

Holy shite, Chauncy is talking on the screen right now and I think this may be the first time I have seen him onscreen this entire season. Wow.

It always amazes me that people buy into John and believe his bullshite. He's one of the most notorious liars in the history of the show. Not putting him and Nany in is a huge mistake. And good for Veronica for calling them out about it and explaining why it was stupid. Aneesa and Jordan did the same thing.

I feel bad for Kim and Colleen. They were chosen early and keep getting put in because of that. And they're actually a good team.

Michelle and Jay are so stupid too and their reasons don't make sense. I do love that Darrell didn't give a shite though. But it's so stupid to bring in teams and THEN question whether or not they want to work with you. And even if their end goal was to work with John and Nany, you can throw them in and tell them it's retribution for saying their names, and then try to work together with them moving forward with a clean slate.

Jakk: "I have never gotten over anything that anybody has ever done to me." Well that's about the least surprising thing I've ever heard.

I love pissed off Laurel. She gives no fricks. And Michelle now going around trying to suck everybody's dick that she threw in is funny.

Is Michele hot? It seems so, but hard to tell.

They threw in Laurel and Jakk anyway?

Darrell and Veronica saving Colleen and Kim makes sense and isn't a stupid move, but I'd much prefer Jordan on my side though. It's the smarter play moving forward IMO (even with Aneesa).

Okay there. That's a good movie IMO. I was honestly shocked when they started even discussing otherwise. And if you weren't gonna choose them anyway, I don't really get the strategy of saying all of that before saving them anyway.

For entertainment purposes I hope Laurel comes back to the house.

YESSSSSSSS.

I actually really like Kim and Colleen. I hope they are on future challenges. I love how TJ says everybody loves Kim and Colleen....they like you so much they just keep putting you in over and over.

Mad Laurel is the best Laurel. So I'm happy to have her back and see what kind of shite goes down from this. And Fessy making a move on Laurel immediately after Colleen goes home and in front of Horacio? Sounds about right.

If Michele had just let Jay take charge they would have been way better off.

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I used to think Michele was hot but now she seems Erin Andrews-ish to me.

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Wait, is that a bad thing?

I think she's hot.