Chelsea 2023/24 Season-Long Thread: We’re Toast

Ah, 2022/23. What a year.

Just 16 short months ago, we were top of the world:



And then this happened:



Followed by this:



Then this:



And here’s where we thank our primary sponsor, alcohol, for getting us through this period of shitbaggery. We laughed, we cried, we yelled, and in the end, told European Football: “no thanks.”

We lost some true Blues in the summer. Alas, time to move on. TYFYS:









And now, we have one saving Grace.



Here’s where I usually list our notable signings, but they havnt earned shite yet, so instead here’s our FA cup three-peat and Super League winning team of woman footballers:





The tour:



That’s it and that’s all. Regroup, rethink, and KTBBFH.

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.