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re: Women getting d*ck pics
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:13 pm to AwgustaDawg
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:13 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Seriously, what would lead someone to assume they have a magic dick that makes women swoon with desire when they see it?
If only those dudes were sending dick pics, this wouldn’t be a thread and there would be no issues
But a lot of dick pics aren’t of those dudes. If God didn’t bless it no one wants to see it
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 1:14 pm
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Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:14 pm to AwgustaDawg
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About 2 years ago my wife of 36 years and I were talking about someone famous sending a dick pic...I forget who it was. She asked me if I had ever done it. Like I am a dumbass and was likely to say "yeah, a few times" or something to the effect. I reminded her that our lives together predated cell phones by quite a bit and just who did she think I would be sending a picture of my pecker to? She nearly fell out laughing...claimed its been so long since cell phones were simply part of our lives that she forgot that we knew each other before cell phones. Of course I asked if she wanted on and she said hell no...which is just a little insulting if Im being honest LOL. I'm convinced she thought she had me but thinking Im that easy to catch is more insulting than her not wanting a picture of my dick. If I had 1/3 the game my wife is convinced I had I'd have died of AIDS in the 1980s...but its good she thinks I got some game....
Wait a couple months till she forgets the conversation and then send her one.
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:14 pm to ronricks
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You'd be surprised. Women like Big Dicks. Its a fact.
I would not know but most will act as if they appreciate an average one if it ain't attached to a prick. I can't imagine they'd enjoy pictures of them showing up unsolicited on their phone though. Maybe young teens and young teen boys, they might giggle about it, but a grown woman has the opportunity to see as many as she can stomach up close and personal regardless of her own looks, why would she want a picture? I suspect the men and boys who send them are the modern day equivalent of the old flasher in a rain coat...they enjoy it and can't understand why the flashee did not....
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:17 pm to Rex Feral
Illegal in Texas to send unsolicited dick picks.
I guess some dudes cant help it.
I guess some dudes cant help it.
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:22 pm to AwgustaDawg
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I reminded her that our lives together predated cell phones by quite a bit
how quickly we forget
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:22 pm to tketaco
Not many people in the general population are up to date on the laws effecting these sorts of things
Most states also have revenge porn laws now as well
Most states also have revenge porn laws now as well
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:23 pm to Rex Feral
Most women find big dongs to be too much. I’m very self conscious about it and hope to have reduction surgery one day.
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:24 pm to Ancient Astronaut
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hope to have reduction surgery one day.
First world problems
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:32 pm to Rex Feral
Makes me miss the early days of snapchat
Posted on 1/30/24 at 1:45 pm to Scuttle But
Have you ever talked to a woman? Plenty of women I know who go on shite like Tinder hell even just trough Instagram getting sent an assload of dick pics consistently. Blaming it entirely on women or saying they must have been doing something shows how little you actually know
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:10 pm to Scuttle But
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Wait a couple months till she forgets the conversation and then send her one.
That is a damned fine idea! I know her pretty well, she would pretend like she didn't recognize it. As long as weve been married she might not be pretending LOL.
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:12 pm to Rex Feral
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I was talking to a friend of mine at work. She's an attractive, single, forty year old woman. No pics. She was telling me that she took her son to the dermatologist the other day. Two days later the dermatologist sent her an unsolicited dick pic. I asked if this was normal and she said she's received hundreds of them. We laughed and she said she'd like to make a coffee table book of all the dick pics she's received. Kind of in the same vein as Madonna's Sex book from the early nineties.
In all seriousness, who takes a picture of their junk and sends it to someone else? At what point do in life does something think they'll be successful doing this? The only women who're into this are going to give you more than some good memories. What the frick is wrong with people?
Edit: updated
Can you share her number with us? I have a dick pick to share.
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:21 pm to chalmetteowl
Yeah youh think ??
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:23 pm to tigernurse
quote:Your luck has run out:
I must not be livin right- or maybe I am- bc I’ve never received a dick pic in my life.
And here's an a-hole too:
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:29 pm to chalmetteowl
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How did dr get said 40 yr olds private cell number
Big time HPPA violations
Maybe he just asked for her number at the appointment. Or maybe she gave it to him after eye fricking the shite out of him while he was examining her son.
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:32 pm to Rex Feral
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Two days later the dermatologist sent her an unsolicited dick pic.
If this is true and was reported to the state medical board, his license would be suspended immediately, like that day. He would have to attend mandatory counseling, ethics courses, and get evaluated for sex addiction, with a probable 90 day inpatient stay. Moral turpitude, like substance abuse, is a bright red line for state medical boards. It would take him a minimum of six months to get his license back, and even then it would be on a probationary status.
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:33 pm to tigernurse
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I must not be livin right- or maybe I am- bc I’ve never received a dick pic in my life.
Given that y'all back channel and tailgated...
Dick
Photo
Holla
I find this shocking...
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:34 pm to Rex Feral
She must give out some type of vibes. I can't see a dermatologist doing that unless he felt like it was okay, it just seems bad for business.
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:35 pm to Flavius Belisarius
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If this is true and was reported to the state medical board, his license would be suspended immediately, like that day.
That's the red flag for OP being full of it
Posted on 1/30/24 at 2:42 pm to AwgustaDawg
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What is the expected reaction? Seriously, what would lead someone to assume they have a magic dick that makes women swoon with desire when they see it? Folks are weird as frick.
the reaction was block and not go to that church anymore. not going to blame a man for his wayward son, i've seen great men raise kids that both went different directions. hell, my sister and i are as far apart as can be religiously and politically.
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