re: UCLA Protester tries to charge police officer with plastic garbage can shield

I always enjoy the hodgepodge of sporting equipment and other "armor" these goofballs cobble together during their "protest".

Also, forget arresting these ding-dongs. They WANT to be arrested because then they can claim "victim"/"martyr" status. Instead, the cops should take them to the ground, give them wedgies (or Melvins depending upon where you are from), and stuff them in a locker. THAT is what they truly fear because deep down they know they are losers and that would have been their fate at any other point in history before society (spearheaded by social media) made being a loser "virtuous".

Sitting in a jail cell makes them feel emboldened, like they are the equivalent to activists of past decades who at actual, relevant issues to protest. But when you are jammed in dark locker with your drawers pulled over your batting helmet covered head it really hits home that no matter how much you wish you may or wish you might you're still just a dork.