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Woman gets splooged on in Whole Foods in Atlanta.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:13 am
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:13 am
You guys hear about this? Happened yesterday I think.
fox5Atlanta
fox5Atlanta
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The Chamblee Police Department is reporting that a man allegedly ejaculated on a woman at the Whole Foods store
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"Horrified and enraged. Just no words. Disgusted," said Dr. Sabine Lovell, a plastic surgeon.
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"I bent over to grab the chips and as I was doing that, I felt something like wet and warm on my back, and so I put my hand on the small of my back and then I saw that it was like this gooey, white substance, and I turn around and I see this guy looking at me, and then he zips his pants up."
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:14 am to OysterPoBoy
He can do it on a whim? That’s impressive
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:15 am to OysterPoBoy
She's a plastic surgeon. This is from one of her reviews:
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:15 am to OysterPoBoy
Which one of our Atlanta OT baws did this?
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:15 am to OysterPoBoy
pics of said offender before passing judgment? is that how this is supposed to work?
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:16 am to Ancient Astronaut
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He can do it on a whim? That’s impressive
I guess he had been building it up and using the basket as cover.
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"I see this gentleman walking down the aisle who's pretending to be shopping and he's holding a basket, and he looked kind of like a normal gentleman, like late 20s, early 30s, nothing like extra suspicious about him."
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:16 am to OysterPoBoy
Cleanup on aisle 2 please….
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:17 am to OysterPoBoy
She could use some work on her face
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:17 am to tigahland
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pics of said offender before passing judgment? is that how this is supposed to work?
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:17 am to OysterPoBoy
What red blooded American male hasn’t done that in a Whole Foods before?
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:18 am to tigahland
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pics of said offender before passing judgment?
Sadly, he got away.
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The victim described the man as Black, 5-feet-11-inches tall with short to medium-length black hair. He was thin and had silver glasses. He was wearing a navy zip-up jacket with a hood and dark washed jeans. The victim told police that his feet pointed outward when he walked.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:19 am to OysterPoBoy
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The victim described the man as Black, 5-feet-11-inches tall with short to medium-length black hair. He was thin and had silver glasses. He was wearing a navy zip-up jacket with a hood and dark washed jeans. The victim told police that his feet pointed outward when he walked.
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Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:19 am to OysterPoBoy
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Dr. Sabine Lovell, a plastic surgeon.
She needs to find a colleague to fix her face.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:19 am to OysterPoBoy
In his defense, she was buying Lays.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:20 am to OysterPoBoy
Too many laws.
What about “life, liberty, and jerking it at Whole Foods?”
This is probably protected by the bill of rights. Maybe under 1a or 2a.
What about “life, liberty, and jerking it at Whole Foods?”
This is probably protected by the bill of rights. Maybe under 1a or 2a.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:20 am to OysterPoBoy
There appears to be some wilderness under the panties as it’s sticking out the side
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:20 am to Porter Osborne Jr
Cue the scene from Silence of the Lambs in the psych hospital dungeon ....
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:21 am to OysterPoBoy
I see pubic hair in the crotchety region. In fact, I see a curl. This is a knowing and brazen violation of board rules. I'm reporting you.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:21 am to tigahland
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pics of said offender before passing judgment? is that how this is supposed to work?
He’s black.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:22 am to Pandy Fackler
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