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re: Is it me or is the swinger movement growing like crazy?

Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15772 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:46 pm to
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I would assume it's because he gets free rein to do as he pleases in that department.

It's most likely those guys never get to use their hall pass either
Posted by Neveragain
Member since Apr 2023
50 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:47 pm to
I wonder about this very question. There is a rumor that it is going on in my neighborhood out in Central. I think it is just rumors but who knows these days.
This isn't my thing but to each his own I guess
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3637 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:47 pm to
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Have no interest in such. In fact, its actually married women that seek out men more than men seeking out married women. The statistics tell us such. If your wife is going to cheat the likelihood is she will be the predator not the prey. I was at 100 after high school. 300 after college. Can I say I have never had sex with a married woman? Not for sure but I can tell you this I haven't done it knowingly because that is not what I am interested in and I also am not interested in women that have had children because just like Elvis Presley I can't perform on a woman that has birthed a child it is some mental block. I just don't want anything to do with it. So, at 44 my options are much smaller than they were when I was younger and I won't date anyone over 32 anyway. My only rule is no children and I'm not crazy about dating anyone that has even been divorced either. Hope this helps explain things. If you think I am out there seeking married women with stretchmarks and damage from having children you are sadly mistaken.




Just to be clear, I’m not saying you’re a douchebag, but every adult male I’ve ever come across that can recall and regurgitate the number of women he has slept with as a badge of honor have been massive douchebags.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7126 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:52 pm to
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Just to be clear, I’m not saying you’re a douchebag, but every adult male I’ve ever come across that can recall and regurgitate the number of women he has slept with as a badge of honor have been massive douchebags.


I don't give a shite what you think

You are some guy on the internet. You shouldn't give a shite what I think either.

I'm not out there trying to frick your wife. I have zero interest in any of that. I have plenty of female neighbors and co workers and guess what? I'm not trying to frick them either. Its called being a normal adult and being able to interact with people without trying to sleep with them. What kind of paranoid lives do you people live where everyone is running around trying to screw your wife?
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3592 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:53 pm to
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Just to be clear, I’m not saying you’re a douchebag, but every adult male I’ve ever come across that can recall and regurgitate the number of women he has slept with as a badge of honor have been massive douchebags.


Nah, he's a douchebag. And a liar. But yeah, a douchebag.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3637 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:53 pm to
I rescind my prior statement, you are definitely a douche.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7126 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:53 pm to
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And a liar.


What specifically have I lied about?
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7126 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:54 pm to
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I rescind my prior statement, you are definitely a douche.


Nobody wants to screw your wife you paranoid loser
Posted by 985TigerSaint
Member since Mar 2009
1667 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:56 pm to
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Nobody wants to screw your wife you paranoid loser


This is likely not a true statement and you know it. Someone out there wants to and has likely attempted to try.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7126 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:58 pm to
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This is likely not a true statement and you know it. Someone out there wants to and has likely attempted to try.


Lord have mercy. Do you want to screw every female you come in contact with? If you do and have no self control there is something seriously wrong with you. Imagine how messed up in the head you have to be to either A want to screw most females you meet or B think every male wants to screw your wife

Some of you need therapy. Bad.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36744 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:03 pm to
Swinger and Poly is synonyms with obese
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22274 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:06 pm to
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What kind of paranoid lives do you people live where everyone is running around trying to screw your wife?


Pro Tip: If your SO is even slightly attractive, dudes are desiring to sleep with her. You've slept with 500 chicks per your claim, we're biologically driven to seek it out.

The difference is that some guys don't give a shite if the chick is married and wants that frick trophy. So he'll try and charm his way into her pants if he can. That's not paranoia, there are lots of guys doing that shite on the regular. Many men are fricking dogs.

Women can be manipulated out of their pants, given enough time and attention. Bottom line, it's a risky formula to have one on one shite with guy friends because there is an underlying, primal, physical attraction going on in many of those friendships.
This post was edited on 5/15/24 at 3:11 pm
Posted by 985TigerSaint
Member since Mar 2009
1667 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:07 pm to
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Lord have mercy. Do you want to screw every female you come in contact with? If you do and have no self control there is something seriously wrong with you. Imagine how messed up in the head you have to be to either A want to screw most females you meet or B think every male wants to screw your wife

Some of you need therapy. Bad.



No I don't want to. BUT, the law of averages states that someone has wanted to. Wouldn't mean that that particular person wants to screw every woman he comes in contact with, but some it's impractical to assume that no singular person has though of his wife in a sexual fashion. Are you really that dense?
Posted by GetMeOutOfHere
Member since Aug 2018
702 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:09 pm to
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I have and I have had sex with over 500 of them


Can you tell us what #184 was like?

How about #426? Was she better or worse?
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6604 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:10 pm to
Key Parties. LOL.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3637 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:12 pm to
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This is likely not a true statement and you know it. Someone out there wants to and has likely attempted to try.



I had an employee who just divorced his wife because she was getting clapped by some guy who lives in his mom’s basement. She’s a solid 317 lbs. I wish this wasn’t a true story lol
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
5707 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:13 pm to
another lifetime movie thread filled with nothing but the absolute truth
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3637 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:13 pm to
It’s so cute because his doucheness doesn’t allow him to see that sleeping with 500 people is a sign of disordered thinking and deep issues.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11050 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:14 pm to
I checked out of that scene a while back.

Because of my 9” love pole, I was always obligated to let every last one of the women suck on it or ride it at least once.

I could never just relax and was always obligated to be the last one to leave because Jennifer, or Tracey, or Giggles -or whoever- had to get their turn.

It was all just so damn depressing…

Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5162 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:15 pm to
Swinger party, I'm one of these two guys. Take yer pick. Thrown out with the quickness
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