If you're addicted to social media and you have suicidal thoughts...

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If you're addicted to social media

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and were in the Boy Scouts

and used Round-up

and were over at a friend's house...and the friend's Dad was at Camp Lejeune, and that SOB brought back some bottles filled with water from there, stuck them in their fridge, and you drank from them after backyard baseball

and you have been exposed to the all-timer...yep .mesothelioma

You finna get paid