re: What would you rate yourself, looks wise, on a scale of 1-10?

I’m a 5 for my age with aspirations to 5.5. .i am not missing any teeth and have a full head of hair. I am not cross eyed and I’m frequently semi sober. I also have a pungent woodsy smell that reminds you of your Uncle Percy who used to touch your leg in the old Chrysler parked in the woods.