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Posted on 9/24/20 at 2:20 pm to Larry
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This. I milked my “pain” hard. My wife was getting me beers while I sat on the couch. I wasn’t about to tell the truth that I was absolutely fine.
I always thought it was funny that getting snipped makes y’all produce breast milk
Posted on 9/24/20 at 2:20 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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You feel a pinch when they give you a shot to numb it, and then about 30 seconds of it feeling like someone has a knee on your nuts, and that's it. Not a big deal by any means.
Someone kneeing me in the nuts for 30 seconds is not my idea of "no big deal".
Posted on 9/24/20 at 2:29 pm to AUCE05
quote:hope he doesn't have experience in castrations
Go to a urologist and see what he has experience in. Do that.
Posted on 9/24/20 at 2:53 pm to arcalades
There is a urologist in Austin that specializes in vasectomies. His name is Dr. Richard Chopp. Not making that up.
Edited to correct spelling of name ... 2 ps. or pp or your pee-pee
Edited to correct spelling of name ... 2 ps. or pp or your pee-pee
This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:04 pm to TDsngumbo
Got mine done several years ago. Never hurt any. No frozen peas or pain meds. The only thing I didn't like was sitting in the chair, awake, while he burned the tubes. Nothing like sitting there think "Yep, that is my balls burning."
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:07 pm to TDsngumbo
Childbirth hurts you baby
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:08 pm to TDsngumbo
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Vasectomy advice needed
When the nurse takes the needle out and says "You are about to feel a little prick", say to her "Well, so are you"
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:15 pm to LSUGrad9295
Had mine about 35yrs ago. Gave me a shot of valium to start then numbed the nuts and that was all the pain there was which wasn't much at all. BUT DO NO START NORMAL ACTIVITIES UNTIL THEY TELL YOU IT IS SAFE TO DO DO. I WORKED AT A SAW MILL AND WENT BACK TO WORK THE NEXT DAY.. BIG MISTAKE!
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:17 pm to TDsngumbo
After the vasectomy they test to see if you're fertile weeks later. Well went back for the test and the nurse hands me a specimen cup and a paper bag. Go to the restroom for the sample (this was before smartphones) and there was nothing to aid in this process. After some time I finally was able to provide a specimen for testing. When I gave the nurse the bag she looked at me and said "no sweetie, we need a urine sample"
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:17 pm to TDsngumbo
I got a vasectomy, but my wife keeps having kids! I think I should call the doctor to get a refund or something
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:21 pm to makersmark1
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They don’t have to pull as hard.
Get the sack loose.
One of my crew got spooked and hid in my intestines.
A least that is what it felt like while the doc was fishing it out (before the local anesthesia).
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:21 pm to The Spleen
"I didn't realize there were two types. I don't know which one I had. It wasn't all that bad. A little discomfort when they shot my junk up with lidocaine or whatever they used, and some moderate pain/discomfort the next day or two."
Quite honestly, the worst part might have been that cold water nut shower the nurse gave me. The Dr let me sit up a little to watch it, after the first side I'd seen enough. And when he goes for those 12 inch tongs don't worry, it's just the tool he uses for the crimps.
Quite honestly, the worst part might have been that cold water nut shower the nurse gave me. The Dr let me sit up a little to watch it, after the first side I'd seen enough. And when he goes for those 12 inch tongs don't worry, it's just the tool he uses for the crimps.
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:26 pm to pilsnerpusher
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Usually they give you a valium or two to relax you enough that you don't mind the needle.
I requested an IV. They gave me valium and something else to put me out. I don't remember shite. It was awesome.
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:27 pm to TDsngumbo
I had one, small incision with no scaring now. Got put under and woke up with my balls hurting. Had the surgery done on a Friday and was at work that Monday. Painkillers and some weed helped. After my balls weren’t black and blue, I cleaned the pipes for roughly a month and was back to fricking in no time.
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:27 pm to TDsngumbo
I've been looking into getting the ole' snip snip, but failure rates and anecdotal stories I hear are concerning. I've seen 1 in 1,000 and 1 in 2,000 as the failure rates. Doesn't give me the peace of mind I'd expect/want having the procedure tbh.
Also failure rate tends to increase in duration since procedure. Y'all mfers be shooting carefree.
Also failure rate tends to increase in duration since procedure. Y'all mfers be shooting carefree.
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:28 pm to OSoBad
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The few days of slight discomfort is worth a lifetime of spraying with no worry.
Plus not having to worry about STD's.
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:29 pm to TDsngumbo
I had mine done on Friday afternoon wide awake in a Drs Office. Was back at work Monday AM. It ain't to bad.
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:32 pm to TDsngumbo
I didn’t realize there were two types. Definitely worth it either way.
Do it on a Friday. I did mine on a Friday and laid up i bed all Sat watching CFB when I got mine done
Do it on a Friday. I did mine on a Friday and laid up i bed all Sat watching CFB when I got mine done
Posted on 9/24/20 at 3:33 pm to TDsngumbo
I guess you realize after your surgery your wife is going to have to be really careful, right?
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