re: UCLA Protester tries to charge police officer with plastic garbage can shield

Why is it always the soys and fat lesbians? Why are there never hot chicks and jacked dudes larping like this?

Nice addition for the Fail GIFs thread.

I was hoping for something like this.

Western Hemisphere culture really really needs to bring back bullying.

none of these smelly, fugly, nerds would be brave enough to leave their mom's basement.

I always enjoy the hodgepodge of sporting equipment and other "armor" these goofballs cobble together during their "protest".

Also, forget arresting these ding-dongs. They WANT to be arrested because then they can claim "victim"/"martyr" status. Instead, the cops should take them to the ground, give them wedgies (or Melvins depending upon where you are from), and stuff them in a locker. THAT is what they truly fear because deep down they know they are losers and that would have been their fate at any other point in history before society (spearheaded by social media) made being a loser "virtuous".

Sitting in a jail cell makes them feel emboldened, like they are the equivalent to activists of past decades who at actual, relevant issues to protest. But when you are jammed in dark locker with your drawers pulled over your batting helmet covered head it really hits home that no matter how much you wish you may or wish you might you're still just a dork.

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you can tell by the way they run they are a bunch of nerds

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That's assaulting a police officer, brother.

It's painfully obvious that these people are the by-product of a life with no meaningful consequences to their actions.

I hope Iran and China are watching this and thinking this is what they will be up against when they decide to make their move.

The Dark Knight comments on the protestors