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Bladeless Knife Making it’s Debut

Posted on 5/6/24 at 6:09 pm
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
5047 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 6:09 pm
Swiss Army Knife will soon be available without a blade due to mounting regulations in European and Asian countries amid a surge in violence.

"We are concerned about the increasing regulation of knives due to the violence in the world," Elsener said, citing new laws in the UK and Asian countries that only permit knife-carrying for work or outdoor activities.

Eisner said, "In some markets, the blade creates an image of a weapon."

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This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 8:12 pm
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
21832 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 6:13 pm to
We were watching some British crime drama and there was a scene where a teen, probably 14-ish, was busted with a standard Swiss Army Knife. The plot treated it like he'd whipped out an Uzi and a brick of semtex. Brits are batshit crazy when it comes to that stuff.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68101 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 6:20 pm to


The Bee is hilarious.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
10371 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:07 pm to
Went woke, waiting next for the broke
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24880 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56419 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:47 pm to
Globalists don't want them to have any way of defending themselves, not even with sharp knives.

The brainwashing necessary to make people allow all of this is astonishing.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38940 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:48 pm to
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Bladeless Knife Making it’s Debut


Not a Bee headline
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99198 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:49 pm to
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only permit knife-carrying for work or outdoor activities.


Isn’t walking an outside activity?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99198 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:50 pm to
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Brits are batshit crazy when it comes to that stuff.


They never got over us spanking their arse, twice.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61324 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:54 pm to
It's like the entire country is full of kindergarteners.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3492 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Shampoo for the Bald

If it will bring back my hair, I’m all in- Oh, wait…
Posted by Von
Wichita Falls, TX
Member since Feb 2019
1908 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:04 pm to
Wow. WAS expecting the BEE.
I don't know if it being real makes it less funny or more.
Posted by Fat Bastard
coach, investor, gambler
Member since Mar 2009
72864 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:37 pm to
oh noz assault knives reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
37693 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

Shampoo for the Bald

Why are you so bald bigoted?

You take away my bald man shampoo .... shtf time.
Posted by Placekicker
Florida
Member since Jan 2016
8193 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:55 pm to
If it doesn’t have a blade, can you call it a knife???
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2872 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:55 pm to
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"In some markets, the blade creates an image of a weapon."

Those markets are filled with small minded people, that’s why they are importing people with broader visions, people who see a tiny knife and think, man I can kill more of these infidels with a dump truck down a busy street than a Swiss Army knife.
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
2731 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:58 pm to
This would be the way I take care of things
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7649 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:02 pm to
Then stones will be outlawed. Then we will all have our hands and feet chopped off in the name of safety for humanity. Then our tongues for the sake of feelings! Oh but not the ruling class they get to keep their everything. It's for the best you see... wait you can see disparity? We must take your eyes to solve this crisis on humanity!
Posted by GeronimoBernstein
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2016
317 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:03 pm to
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It's for the best you see


All of these things are dire threats to our democracy and the impending climate emergency.

Gotta keep your narratives in mind, comrade.
Posted by choppadocta
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
1863 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:08 pm to
cricket bat.
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