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re: Denham Springs man seeking $300 for vintage nude mags
Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:16 pm to Sampson
Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:16 pm to Sampson
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I’ve heard Bush was really prevalent back then. I’m assuming there will be lots of Bush.
That's the first thing I thought of when reading the title of the thread.
There exist a very real possibility that I am in fact the world's foremost proponent of bush.
I say this without an ounce of pretentious hyperbole, but you could offer me the world's highest paid supermodel with a shaved twat, and any average looking woman of the street with a perfectly inverted triangular muff, and I am going for the muff 999 times out of 1,000.
That percentage is actually grotesquely conservative, because you know...math and shite.
I'm not quite sure how this happened, but I suspect it's purely a Freudian thing, as my first exposure to nude women was from my father's stash in the early 70's.
I've generally possessed a strong streak of asexuality as I've gown older, but when I see bush, I lose all sexual rational. Pubic hair for me has always been the alpha and omega of a woman's sexuality.
I usually try to stay out of the "bush or no bush" threads that seem to pop up annually on this board...but anyway, thanks for letting me rant.
Apologies if any of this comes off as offensive to any woman on board.
I wonder if Mr Johnson would accept cash?
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:18 pm to Amadeo
Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:59 pm to Amadeo
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usually try to stay out of the "bush or no bush" threads that seem to pop up annually on this board...but anyway, thanks for letting me rant.
Annually? Show up more often son.. More like biweekly.. I don't even click on them anymore
Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:58 pm to Amadeo
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I usually try to stay out of the "bush or no bush" threads that seem to pop up annually on this board
I think I understand why
Posted on 12/9/21 at 11:40 pm to Amadeo
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Amadeo
One of the funniest posts I've seen in here in a long time.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:35 am to Amadeo
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There exist a very real possibility that I am in fact the world's foremost proponent of bush. I say this without an ounce of pretentious hyperbole, but you could offer me the world's highest paid supermodel with a shaved twat, and any average looking woman of the street with a perfectly inverted triangular muff, and I am going for the muff 999 times out of 1,000. That percentage is actually grotesquely conservative, because you know...math and shite. I'm not quite sure how this happened, but I suspect it's purely a Freudian thing, as my first exposure to nude women was from my father's stash in the early 70's. I've generally possessed a strong streak of asexuality as I've gown older, but when I see bush, I lose all sexual rational. Pubic hair for me has always been the alpha and omega of a woman's sexuality. I usually try to stay out of the "bush or no bush" threads that seem to pop up annually on this board...but anyway, thanks for letting me rant. Apologies if any of this comes off as offensive to any woman on board. I wonder if Mr Johnson would accept cash?
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