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re: "I lost half my body in a forklift accident — stop asking how I have sex"

Posted on 5/16/22 at 7:52 pm to
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 7:52 pm to
Man, this is really sad
Posted by LSUPilot07
Member since Feb 2022
5782 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 7:52 pm to
Yeah no question I’d feather just be dead. But the answer is he probably eats her out. She’s good looking I would have no issue doing it either.
Posted by 1970 SS LS6
Member since May 2022
69 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 7:52 pm to
Famous USMC General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller had a son, Lewis B. Puller Jr., who was blown in half in Vietnam. He survived but later committed suicide.



Posted by mohalk
Member since Feb 2009
371 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 7:54 pm to
I’ve never worn the seatbelt in my forklift, but one common thing that can happen is having a heavy load or incline tip the forklift forward, then lose the load and catapult backwards. If you tipped it over in the parking lot maybe it would keep you inside the cage until it hit its side but who knows.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63564 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

The rare and risky surgery requires the removal of a patient’s legs, genitalia, urinary system, pelvic bones, anus and rectum.


Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:00 pm to
I’d rather be dead.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6438 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

‘How do we have sex and how do we become intimate?'


Well she doesn't peg him, we know that.
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2198 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:09 pm to

When that cutie leaves him, maybe he can hook up with the pit-bull attack survivor with no arms, throat, colon or leg!
Posted by Iowatiger209
Pleasant Hill, IA
Member since May 2021
711 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Why on earth would you have a seatbelt in a forklift? You’re not going to be going fast; it’s only going to lead to people being trapped like this.


I worked for a truck line years ago, and our forklifts had seatbelts we were told we had to wear them. I think they got cited by an OSHA inspector because for the longest time, we never used them.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17070 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:14 pm to
It’s a legit question.

It’s the first thing i would think to ask also when you look like that
Posted by 1970 SS LS6
Member since May 2022
69 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:15 pm to
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Why on earth would you have a seatbelt in a forklift? You’re not going to be going fast; it’s only going to lead to people being trapped like this.
quote:

I worked for a truck line years ago, and our forklifts had seatbelts we were told we had to wear them. I think they got cited by an OSHA inspector because for the longest time, we never used them.
Many new fork lifts either will not start or engage in gear until the seat belt is buckled.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164354 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:15 pm to
Forklift certified check in thread
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176204 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:20 pm to
Damn, there are days, weeks my situation depresses the frick out of me,
and I kept my dick
This post was edited on 5/16/22 at 8:24 pm
Posted by TexanWhoDat74
Houston
Member since Mar 2013
441 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:23 pm to
Get him a Darth Vader suit
Posted by BlueWaffleHouse
LA
Member since Jul 2012
1860 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:24 pm to
I wonder if this is his favorite or least favorite song now?

Nirvana - Half the Man I Used to Be
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:25 pm to
One of the first things they teach you when you learn to drive a forklift west your seatbelt and don’t fricking try to jump off…
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167542 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

and I kept my dick



Yea but it doesn't work
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176204 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Yea but it doesn't work

it worked on your mom
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64166 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:34 pm to
That is awful to imagine going through. But good for him making the best of the one life he gets and telling the haters to frick off.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8595 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:36 pm to
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The rare and risky surgery requires the removal of a patient’s legs, genitalia, urinary system, pelvic bones, anus and rectum. Medics also amputated Schauers’ right arm after it was left irreparably damaged in the accident.

frick, just let me die.
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