re: Today I saw a lady in Wal Mart pushing a baby stroller with two baby dolls in it.

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I was thinking maybe she lost her children and this was a way for her to cope with it.

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there is an old Daniel Boone episode that shows Indians doing this

was at my walmart yesterday at the pharmacy. 5th one in line, the 4 in front of me were in riding carts

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Probably stealing shite and stuffing the stolen items inside the stroller.

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Happens frequently

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I feel like you were raised by an inattentive grandmother who worked at the public library and you grew up on the VHS catalog

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As Oscar Wilde wrote in Act 2 Scene 3 of The Importance Of Being Earnest, "Like I give a frick".

You see this a lot at retirement homes. Not sure Walmart is a departure from the crazy at retirement homes.

Last year I was sitting at the blackjack table and saw a woman pushing a stroller with two dogs in it. She must be a big player because the casino didn’t say shite.

If there is a line for the spaceship to flee a dying earth, people with dogs in strollers should be last.

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I sat in a restaurant one time watching a pre teen feed and water a fake baby, weirdest freaking thing ever. I thought the girl was some type of tard or something.

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Some of these kids today are fricking weird. I was at a crawfish boil, it was during the Spring. April, May sometime.. I was at a picnic table eating crawfish and was talking to some people. I was at the end of the table, on my right side there was a mom and dad and their daughter, who is in high school. She was sitting closest to me.

I am talking and she taps me on the arm and I give him my attention and she says "what is that?" and sort of points at me but at an angle. I look on the ground trying to find out WTF she is talking about.. I ask her what is she talking about and she points at my controller on my wheelchair and I was like "My controller?" she responded "No. That." and points again... I said "my wheelchair?" and she replies with "I thought so".

I almost started busting out laughing like "WTF?" About 15 mins later her and her parents are finished and get up from the table and I look at the dude on side of me and he starts laughing. He was like "Man, she has always been socially awkward. She makes good grades in school, but.." and he starts telling me the situation. She doesn't go anywhere without her parents (except school) and that she pretty much acts like they way they treat her.. As if once she hit 9-10 years old they treated her like that age, but as she got older they still treated her like a 9-10 year old.

Anyway, there are some strange kids today.

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I was at a picnic table eating crawfish and was talking to some people. I was at the end of the table,

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We already know how a cripple sits at a picnic table Chris. You don’t have to explain every damn detail.

Buddy, there’s a whole rabbit hole you can go down on YouTube with these things. The dolls are nightmarish.