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re: Jeep owners and rubber ducks

Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:05 am to
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2949 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:05 am to
I had the same question and just looked it up last week.Another stupid relic from Covid.

I do have to say, I own a 4Runner, and there is a pretty high dipshit factor with a lot of 4R owners, although not as ghey as the duck thing.
Mainly with the ‘Overlanding’ crew. They have massively oversized tires that require body work, and so much shite bolted to them, racks, gas cans, Wench, rooftop tents, matttrax, refrigerators, etc, etc….on such a woefully underpowered vehicle, they have to be miserable to drive. Especially on the East Coast where you would be hard pressed to be out of range of a gas station.

I can overland with an Rtic cooler and a tent in the back. Mudtrax could come in useful I suppose, and they don’t weigh much.
This post was edited on 11/15/23 at 8:19 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72320 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:10 am to
quote:

My first vehicle was a '78 CJ-7 four wheel drive.
First vehicle was a ‘73 CJ-5.
quote:

I loved that damn thing. Never owned one since but I want that same damn Jeep at some point before I die.
Same.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5380 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:25 am to
quote:

unfortunately I have to look at one every day, the wife wanted to channel her inner 16 year old a couple of years ago so I bought her one, she loves it, I can't stand the thing for anymore than taking it to get the oil changed or wheels rotated


My wife currently has a 4 door also. She wanted a 3" lift and 35" tires. The thing drives like a kite. It takes every bit of my attention to keep it in the lanes when there is even a slight breeze. I refuse to drive it but she loves it and doesn't want anything else. It's paid off so what more can I ask for than a woman happy with something.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
1230 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Jeep owners and rubber ducks


It figures. Takes a fricking Canuck to start stupid shite like this.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8068 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:38 am to
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17583 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:43 am to
Attentionho is attentionho
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20580 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:06 am to
Their vehicle, their choice. Besides....


It's not like they have a huge Yeti sticker in their back window. This is just idiotic.
Posted by C-Bear
A Texas Tiger
Member since May 2005
816 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:09 am to
quote:

I’m a bronco owner here to say y’all will never understand


Bronco owner as well. They should have stuck to the two finger wave.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13516 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:25 pm to
My daughter’s friends mom has a jeep with those across the dash.

I hate shite on my dash.

But she’s a woman, so she gets a pass.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3194 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:31 pm to
Do all Jeeps also come with a softball sticker?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59892 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:32 pm to
Jeep and tacoma checking in. No ducks in the trucks unless they got shot
This post was edited on 11/15/23 at 6:34 pm
Posted by Red Stick 55
Madisonville
Member since Oct 2012
386 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Why do all keep drivers drive so damn slow? Them and Teslas are an automatic I’m getting in the other lane to go around them


Because there front tires start violently shaking!
Posted by TIGERVATO
Spring, TX.
Member since Jan 2008
1515 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:55 pm to
I've driven 3 CJ's,an 86 Wrangler, 2008 Wrangler and 2013 Wrangler. Today i see chicks that look like dudes driving 4 door Jeeps thank God I'm not a part of that chit anymore. I do miss offroading and sharp turns.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85420 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 7:15 pm to
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No a “Jeep purist” wouldn’t include YJs in there with the square lights. And may not include TJs because they don’t have leaf springs. Next time you see ducks in windows look at the Jeep. I almost guarantee you that it is a 4 door.


Spoken like a real Jeep purist.
Posted by Shut Up Mulllet
Member since Apr 2021
798 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 7:44 pm to
You worry about to much OP. Who cares? You be you. Let them be them.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23723 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:48 pm to
1945 GPW Marine Corps Jeep, someone put a duck in it at the gas station
Posted by Padan
Member since Jun 2022
35 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:26 pm to
I’m on my 3rd 2 door jeep wrangler since 98. Had a 4 door somewhere in there but it just didn’t feel like a jeep. Anyway I don’t get caught up in the duck stuff or the cult thing. I just always liked a Jeep Wrangler. Well I came out of the store yesterday and I had a damn duck on my door handle. I threw it inside and head home. Texted the fam that I got ducked for the first time and I feel weird about it. My wife (no pics) texted me, you think it was laced with fentanyl? I was like damn I do now!! From now on anytime I see a duck on my Jeep I’m going to hit it with my foot like when i flush at a urinal. I did notice a 4 door jeep parked next to me before I left.
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7048 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:40 pm to
They are shite to drive. Small space to sit in. Bounces you around. Slow as shite. Even shittier gas mileage.

And ride rough as a whore's heart.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10282 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 11:24 pm to
I blame it on the 4drs and automatic transmissions Wranglers. They are driver by soccer moms, lesbians with bad haircuts and tat guys with bad haircuts. It’s a weird cult of people with really bad taste. Not just a dashboard covered in ducks, but they add every possible trinket imaginable. The worst is the angry headlights grill replacement.

When I see one of these



I think of one of these






Posted by SloppyFrog
Ponchatoula
Member since Dec 2022
143 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 11:36 pm to
I'm embarrassed to drive my wife's jeep with the stupid fricking toy store on the dash.
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