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re: A blast of cold water (bidet)

Posted on 1/15/24 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
707 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 2:22 pm to
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I didn't say it was clean, or cleaner. Just sounds like in the past you must have had a lot of shite stained underwear because you barely wiped.


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but it's not a night and day difference.
yes, it is night and day difference.

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Also, you still have to wipe your arse with regular toilet paper from time to time.
not if I shite at home. other than a pat dry, no, a bidet user does not.

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You just leave your arse caked with shite until you can get to a bidet, since it's so much dirtier?
what?
Posted by Russianblue
Member since Nov 2007
1113 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:42 pm to
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Toto. I have 3. 5500H if I recall


can confirm.

bought the S550E a year ago. I think it's gray market Amazon version but was factory sealed and works a treat. Not sure about the warranty but i'll take my chances for the $450 discount.

LINK

and WTF do you know? They now offer it with a gigabit modem combo!?!? who knew?!!!

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Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14034 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:52 pm to
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It's up to you how much pressure you crank in.
Youre making sense. Thx
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3589 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 5:18 pm to
The cold water was a bit of a jolt the first few times I used the bidet but now I'm completely numb to it.
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
796 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:00 pm to
Username checks out
Posted by 92Tiger
Member since Dec 2015
588 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:32 pm to
No bidet, but a power outlet under the toilet....that's what that's for. Good to know. I might have to step up my shyter game.
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
1816 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:42 pm to
Train yourself to crap in the morning, use the bidet, start shower and when its nice and warm, take your removable shower head, bend over and hit the a-hole with nice warm water jets then proceed with shower, dry off, powder the balls and you are ready for anything.
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1208 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:14 am to
Ouch
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