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What's the shittiest, most disappointing mass-produced candy still somehow on the market?

Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:19 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63686 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:19 pm
My vote goes to Sugar Daddy. From the rage-inducing, glued-on shitty wrapper to its inedible, geologic-level hardness. Just a monumentally shitty piece of candy among monumental shitty candies.

It's not even sexy to eat
Posted by HarveyBanger
Member since Mar 2018
1113 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:20 pm to
Candy corn
Posted by LSUisBetterthanU
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
766 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:21 pm to
Black licorice
Posted by Herschal
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2011
1588 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:21 pm to
Circus peanuts

This post was edited on 1/23/24 at 8:23 pm
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15893 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:23 pm to
NECCO wafers.

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62960 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:24 pm to
Peeps
This post was edited on 1/23/24 at 8:26 pm
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162278 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:26 pm to
I'd say almost every non chocolate containing candy is disgusting
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6607 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:26 pm to
Mike & Ike
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46764 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:31 pm to
Gotta be Peeps, right?
Posted by DRock88
Member since Aug 2015
9526 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:32 pm to
Pez
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
1602 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:34 pm to
Those nasty purple Violets that taste like soap.

Candy corn, peeps, Nekkos, and circus pnuts are ok.
This post was edited on 1/23/24 at 8:35 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12733 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:35 pm to
Tough call between peeps and candy corn.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
7810 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:38 pm to
Twizzlers
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16648 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:39 pm to
Any answer other than peanut butter kisses is wrong.

Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17350 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:39 pm to
Candy corn and Circus peanuts.

I don't like sweets often, but dark chocolate and anything gummy - lifesaver, Sour Patch Kids, etc.

Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3943 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:41 pm to

I'm having PTSD flashbacks to that day after Halloween when you go rooting through the bag of leftover candy hoping that a mini Snickers, Hershey Kiss or Reces Cup somehow elluded the feeding frenzy but all that is left is the shite candy.

Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14336 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:48 pm to
Two candies I never had the guts to try:

1) Boston Baked Beans - greasy, cold beans in a box? Hard pass! Even if they were peanuts covered with a candy shell…I just couldn’t get past the name.

2) Chik-O-Stik - Impossible to find one intact on the shelf at the gas station…what even is this????
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3028 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:52 pm to
I nominate Bit-O-Honey.

It tastes terrible and you’d swear it was invented by dentists, as bad as it is for one’s teeth.
Posted by Allister Fiend
Member since Jan 2016
820 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:53 pm to
Smarties
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9699 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:58 pm to
Long nails like that are like a lot of tattoos on women. It’s advertising that you’re undateable.

How do they even wipe their asses?
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