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Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:50 pm to Jon Ham
She sees a commie bastard when she sees one.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:51 pm to Sam Quint
Are you Phil from Modern Family?
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:56 pm to Jon Ham
Last time I ate hibachi the chick I was with decide to get hammered at the bar before hand. She then spent the entire meal correcting and instructing the chef on how things should be cooked. Needless to say it was clear he was very annoyed that she wouldn’t just stfu. And I think he could tell I was annoyed with her also.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:59 pm to Jon Ham
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When he was going around the table flipping food into everyone’s mouth, I caught the first one, he then stepped further back and I caught the second one, then I said wait let me go deep and I went to the back wall and I caught it again to a big cheer from other tables.
You must have been wearing the 574’s for that type of athletic achievement
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:02 pm to Jon Ham
Did he throw anything into your mouth after dinner?
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:04 pm to Jon Ham
Oh that OP.... such a rascal.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:04 pm to Jon Ham
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I caught the first one, he then stepped further back and I caught the second one, then I said wait let me go deep and I went to the back wall and I caught it again to a big cheer from other tables. It was hilarious, but my wife said she’s not doing hibachi with me again. Did I take it too far?
Jesus christ this sounds exhausting to bear witness to
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:10 pm to Jon Ham
While you were catching shrimp in your mouth, I was banging your wife in the bathroom
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:12 pm to Jon Ham
Do you see the hibachi chef in the room with us right now?
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:16 pm to Jon Ham
She probably felt like Taylor Swift while Kelce was singing you gotta fight for your right to partayyy. I.e. cringey secondhand embarrassment
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:18 pm to Jon Ham
Were you on a date with the wife or the chef?
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:20 pm to Jon Ham
Nothing pisses a woman off more than seeing a man enjoy himself
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:21 pm to Jon Ham
That is his show you dickhead, just sit there and enjoy the food
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:24 pm to Jon Ham
then I said wait let me go deep
—-so much comedy here
—-so much comedy here
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:27 pm to Solo Cam
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I bet no one else was nearly as into it as you think they were and your wife was embarrassed.
9 times out of 10 I'm siding with the husband on these kinds of threads, but I agree fully with this post.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:32 pm to Jon Ham
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He’d hit me with a one liner, I’d throw it right back, and we’d go back and forth cracking up the table.
Oof.
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