re: As a State fan,

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Can some explain what this actually means? I have no idea.

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springtime sec baseball. See, here in the south we hunt turkeys, catch crappie, and have bad tornadoes in the spring time. You're either a transplant, or you don't follow baseball and hunt and fish, or all of the above.

That's the only logical reason why you wouldn't understand any of the above-mentioned allegories. Because otherwise, you'd at least understand it enough to not ask such a stupid question.

But that's okay. There's always Taylor Swift and sales promotions and Target. We all have our preferred interests, and that's what makes life interesting.

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quote:no other series that embodies turkeys gobbling, crappie spawning, violent tornadic thunderstorms, Can some explain what this actually means? I have no idea.

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Boy you are thicker than pig shite.

Do you know what that means?