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Nuclear War in South Louisiana

Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:38 pm
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3028 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:38 pm
The thread in the Political Talk board covering a podcast on nuclear war got me wondering how Armageddon would play out down here.

We’d be lucky to have 30 minutes from initial warning until the big kaboom.

Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Droppings?

Would baws rush to mow their lawns like before big storms?
This post was edited on 3/25/24 at 6:44 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12733 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:40 pm to
All I know is crawfish prices would be even more out of control if southern La got nuked.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49976 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Drippings?


100%
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3431 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Drippings?



During Katrina, if you evacuated, you couldnt get a call out, even if you werent in Nola. Only text messages worked.

Nuclear war? We'd be lucky to launch a full Pron Bomb retaliatory strike on the OT.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98454 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:45 pm to
Bread and milk baw.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
8053 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:45 pm to
There would be no WiFi, therefore no TD.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48976 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:45 pm to
I'd run out and buy all of the toilet paper.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6559 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Droppings?


go back over to the poliboard, theres prob 5 threads on the first page fantasizing about the end of America
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3852 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:53 pm to
Not gonna lie, I feel like that's the only real long term solution for BR and NOLA
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1391 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:55 pm to
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30559 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:58 pm to
Every 100k+ city has a guy that says his city would be the first to go because it’s a strategic city to a war effort.

Aiken has one.
Leesville has one.
Tricities has one.
Columbus ga has one.
Monroe has one.
Raleigh has one.


Every city has a guy that says it.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164533 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:09 pm to
Those bomb shelters in New Orleans would look like the Superdome after Katrina. I’d probably just take my chances with the blast.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6562 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:09 pm to
30 minutes my arse. NORAD and the lot are going to take half that time to confirm launches, launch counterstrikes, and all of us are going to be on Teams/Webex calls when the alert comes in.

I'm lucky. I'm within five miles of hundreds of medical offices and hospitals. My area will be targeted by a couple of warheads, let alone what is going to happen to Baytown, Galveston, etc. I will never know what happened, but I will no longer need to pay child support.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30805 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:27 pm to
I'd rather get zapped right away than die from radiation poisoning..... If I could avoid radiation poisoning - I'm game to fight to live.


LA has several huge key strategic targets - petrochemical alley, Lake Charles, BOSSIER/Barksdale and ft polk(NOLA I don't believe is a target but the fallout would get em.


I am much more concerned about a Tango attack on power grid, water supply or large gathering.... or heaven forbid a EMP attack(much more plausible) - if you are near an urban area you better buckle up if that happens.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
7964 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Droppings?


Yes, and you’d have replies complaining that it was on the wrong board.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8514 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

Would baws rush to mow their lawns like before big storms?



I probaly would cut my grass


One thing for sure I’m going to try to take care of my freezer full of shrimp.


Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23920 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:34 pm to
Probably make the crawfish bigger.
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
2456 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:06 pm to
I live about 20 miles south of barksdale AFB. I would be toast.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3749 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:10 pm to
I got my bale of toilet paper. I am good.
Posted by Herschal
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2011
1588 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:10 pm to
Nm

Phone is tard.



This post was edited on 3/25/24 at 8:14 pm
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