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Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:35 pm
quote:NICKELS
NEW YORK, NY — After news broke that the bond amount in his fraud case had been lowered from $454 million to $175 million, former President Donald Trump announced he would pay the bond in its entirety with bags of nickels.
Trump notified the court that preparations had already been made for a fleet of armored trucks to arrive at the courthouse and begin unloading cases and cases of freshly minted and rolled nickels totaling $175 million.
"Beautiful, shiny nickels. So many nickels," Trump said in his announcement. "It's a total sham that I have to pay anything, but now that the bond amount has been significantly reduced, I will now pay it in full with five-cent pieces. Our wonderful U.S. nickel. Thomas Jefferson on one side. We love Thomas Jefferson, don't we, folks? I hope Letitia James loves him too, because she's going to be seeing $175 million worth of him. I win once again, just like I will in November, believe me. Bigly!"
New York Attorney General Letitia James had her staff searching through state laws in an effort to find a way to prevent Trump from paying his bond in change to no avail. "He won't get away with this," James was overheard saying. "He thinks he can dump $175 million in nickels in my office? Time to cook up another baseless lawsuit."
At publishing time, Trump was reportedly facing new indictment charges for failing to fall into financial ruin by the previous set of indictment charges.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:37 pm to TigerVespamon
We have the best nickels, don't we folks?
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:37 pm to TigerVespamon
The bee stings again….
But he friken should. They have to accept it.
But he friken should. They have to accept it.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 3/26/24 at 2:02 pm to TigerVespamon
Thats a lot of rolls! At 2.00 a roll that's 87.5 million rolls to equal 175,000,000!!!
Thats so awesome
Thats so awesome
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 3/26/24 at 2:03 pm to TigerVespamon
"Letitia James already looks like she's been hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels, so another $175m worth shouldn't bother her too much."
Posted on 3/26/24 at 2:07 pm to TigerVespamon
That's 38,461,538 pounds of nickels.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 2:10 pm to TigerVespamon
He should throw a bag on the desk of Letitia Sha Sha James and say " wut's up my nickels."
Posted on 3/26/24 at 2:42 pm to TigerVespamon
In college, I paid a $100 speeding ticket with change.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 2:50 pm to TigerVespamon
We need to put Bee on these things. I don’t want to click the link to check. They’re becoming too close to reality
Posted on 3/26/24 at 2:52 pm to TigerVespamon
More carnival sideshow shite
Posted on 3/26/24 at 3:03 pm to CleverUserName
Legal tender for all debts public and private.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 3:13 pm to TigerVespamon
Another anti-white psyop. The Bee is trash.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 3:20 pm to Old Money
Name a modern ethnicity that evolved from 350 people total?
Posted on 3/26/24 at 3:25 pm to TigerVespamon
And millions of people plan to vote for this childish loser in November.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 3:26 pm to Froman
You are even dumber than we thought
Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:11 pm to TigerVespamon
Damn. I was praying it wasn’t the Bee before I clicked the link.
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