re: Monkey riot over takes city and leader apprehended

You know, when ever we have potluck family gatherings, there's always a great spread of delicious food...and then there's cold macaroni salad.

Now I enjoy my Grandma's pasta salad, which isn't too different, but the Cold Macaroni Salad, or CMS...I loathe.

It's got little chunks of ham, which are good...but then this goulash of elbow macaroni, peas, shredded cheddar cheese, and this white sauce mixed in. Maybe ranch. I think an aunt makes it, or a cousin.

Now, the CMS isn't for me, but others like it. Kids, old people, etc. there's always some left but much gone, so it's being consumed.

Now, I could loudly complain that the CMS is awful gloopy slop, an abomination of textures and flavors, but I don't. I shut my trap and eat all the stuff I enjoy, and let others eat their CMS in peace.

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This is the guy who gets off on OTers praising his “lyrics”.

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No, I save that for the witty one liners. That's where the real gettin off money's at.

But thank you Scrims. You give me an inspiration for a character in something I'm working on. His name will be Scrims and he'll have a cloak made of human skin and bodies in gruesome arrays around his territory.

thanks baw.