re: Worst "crime" did you commit in HS?

Left my date at homecoming to go watch LSU vs Georgia in '98. Top 10 match up. LSU ranked as high as 6th for the first time in forever. Lose by 1 and the beginning of the end for Dinardo. After drinking a bunch of red dogs (should have been an omen) that we managed to get ahold of about 20 cases, a buddy and I went out joyriding. In a car that wasn't ours. Ended up in someones dining room of their house. Somehow I missed all the trees in the yard, but managed to hit every single one of them during my extraction/escape. Floored it to get out of there, only being able to go about 5 miles an hour leaving the neighborhood. Drove as far away as I could before deciding it was time to get out and run into the woods before the cops showed up. Never heard a word about it.