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Breaking up a fight is just not as fun at 46 as it was at 22.

Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4380 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:00 pm
Little 15 year old bastards are strong. The AP and I were huffing, puffing, and filling out medical leave (kidding). Once you get a good bear hug in, they usually stop fighting. This one (our QB, of course), fought me all of the way to the office. Had to get old man strong on him. When I was younger, my impulse would have been to take him down to the ground. Can't do that kind of stuff nowadays.

With that said, I'll break up a million boy fights over breaking up girls. They are mean. Nails and weave whipping everywhere.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:00 pm to
You need to lift, bjj and improve your cardio.
This post was edited on 4/12/24 at 1:02 pm
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8068 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:01 pm to
Ok, keep us posted.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98462 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:01 pm to
Lawsuit incoming. Prayers sent baw.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:01 pm to
Don’t you spank him? Suspend him? Clinic? Saturday workday?
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39127 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:01 pm to
QB should be better behaved.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124721 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

Nails and weave whipping everywhere.


Tumbleweaves
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22704 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:02 pm to
Let the school resource officer handle it.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11390 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:02 pm to
Pepper spray and firecrackers. It works every time.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18515 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Breaking up a fight


I haven’t known that life since I got hired at a predominantly _____ school.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Nails and weave whipping everywhere.


Have you informed the father? What did he say?
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3296 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Little 15 year old bastards are strong. The AP and I were huffing, puffing, and filling out medical leave (kidding). Once you get a good bear hug in, they usually stop fighting.


Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
6898 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:08 pm to
I hated breaking up girl fights. In the old days, if a kid swung at you, you could knock them out, As previous posts have indicated, the fear of being sued and age makes me less likely to break up a fight. I am now more, "let me know when you're finished and we will go to the office!". Usually the deputies get there pretty quick so they can hit somebody.
Posted by LSUtwolves
Member since Jun 2016
890 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:20 pm to
breaking up a fight has never been fun
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18455 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

With that said, I'll break up a million boy fights over breaking up girls.


When I worked a SO deputy back in the 90’s I would rather fight 10 hood rats than one drunk black chick. I had one hide a razor blade under her tongue and tried to slice me up like a sushi chef. I almost shot that bitch.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5577 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

. Once you get a good bear hug in, they usually stop fighting


Sounds like something a creepy sexual predator would say
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4996 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Little 15 year old bastards are strong


Sounds like you need TRT and Adderall, son
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
9690 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:31 pm to
your trailer park sounds fun
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
13330 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:38 pm to
Yep . Did my 25 years as a coach/teacher. Been on the ground so many times

You are right. Girl fights are the worst
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8515 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:45 pm to
We didn’t even think of doing shite like that in high school.

If someone would have been so inclined to try our coaches would have beat them to death.
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