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re: "American Society of Magical Negros" pulled after only 3 weeks
Posted on 4/12/24 at 9:13 pm to jafari rastaman
Posted on 4/12/24 at 9:13 pm to jafari rastaman
quote:
How do you become a Magical Negro?
1) Don’t abandon your kid
2) Don’t be abandoned as a kid
3) Don’t get pissed off when your friends get shot by cops after a lifetime of embracing ghetto culture
4) Go to a trade school or get a non worthless 4 year degree and take advantage of black privilege DEI
5) Don’t break the law
6) Don’t vote Democrat
7) Don’t blame whitey when you somehow can’t seem to do all of these very simple things, and your life subsequently turns out to be shite.
Boom. All of these things pretty much guarantee middle class status.
Edit: whoever downvoted this… congrats on being part of the problem. Probably kills you every time you find out a black person doesn’t vote Democrat.
This post was edited on 4/12/24 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:27 am to TN Tygah
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Don’t vote Democrat
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:44 am to TN Tygah
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2) Don’t be abandoned as a kid
How does a person have control over this?
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6) Don’t vote Democrat
Not even when the Republican candidate is an avowed racist?
quote:
5) Don’t break the law
Does speeding count?
Also, there is nothing magical about anything here and I have known several black people who meet every criterion you posted except maybe they have sped a time or two. They did not seem magical to me, just good folks.
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