re: Common OT misquotes...

I had mistaken misquotes for mosquito.

Ditto

Am I the only one who thought this was about mosquitoes?

"SEC Conference"

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

It would have been better if the story made since

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Half of the mouth breathers on here don't know the difference between Sale and Sell, Too and To, There Their and They're.

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Why did you capitalize all of those words?

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"SEC Conference"

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Redundant as AF

Roughshop
Irregardless
Tree fiddy

Generally, I've found these malapropisms come from people who learned the language primarily through listening to other people speak, rather than reading.

Although not exactly incorrect, I wonder when and why people started using "show out" to mean show up. It seems like a mash-up of "show up" and "come out" and sounds gay to me.