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my dumbass neighbor
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:11 am
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:11 am
I was emptying a vacuum into my trash and she came over and asked me if it was a gun. What an idiot
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:15 am to cable
What the hell are y'all smoking to be doing all this at 5am?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:18 am to cable
What was her reaction when she realized she was so wrong?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:24 am to cable
So, you and your lesbian neighbor meet at 5am to discuss guns and vacuums? Do you at least have coffee?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:25 am to cable
You should have told her that it was and why does she want to know
Lady that owns the building where my shop is pulled up next to me one day and got out. We were talking while I had my door open and she saw my pistol beside the drivers seat. She said, " oh, I didnt know you had a gun in your truck". I said, " I have one in my bag too". She changed the subject
Lady that owns the building where my shop is pulled up next to me one day and got out. We were talking while I had my door open and she saw my pistol beside the drivers seat. She said, " oh, I didnt know you had a gun in your truck". I said, " I have one in my bag too". She changed the subject
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:30 am to cable
It’s an assault vacuum that’s used in war.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:12 am to cable
Y'all make me happy as hell about my POS house on 20 acres with no neighbors
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:12 am to cable
quote:
I was emptying a vacuum into my trash and she came over and asked me if it was a gun.
Hope you said "None of your fricking business"
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:19 am to cable
Why do people suck at thread titles so much?
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 6:20 am
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:25 am to cable
She's probably telling her friends how much of an idiot her neighbor is for emptying his vacuum into his garbage can rather than a bag.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:53 am to cable
I'm glad I have good neighbors.
One of them is a state trooper and not that bright but a good guy. I had put a deer carcass in my freezer (wrapped in garbage bags) to wait on trash day. I was stuffing it in the trash can at 5 am and he walked over and asked "is that your wife?"
I said no. He said good, I don't feel like doing paperwork right now. Cracked me up.
One of them is a state trooper and not that bright but a good guy. I had put a deer carcass in my freezer (wrapped in garbage bags) to wait on trash day. I was stuffing it in the trash can at 5 am and he walked over and asked "is that your wife?"
I said no. He said good, I don't feel like doing paperwork right now. Cracked me up.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:06 am to cable
Should have told her "of course it is"
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:09 am to cable
quote:
I was emptying a vacuum into my trash and she came over and asked me if it was a gun. What an idiot
I have questions…
What sort of vacuum could be mistaken for a gun?
What, in her mind, would you’ve been emptying from your “gun”? Did she think you were unloading it into your garbage can?!? How does that make sense to her?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:55 am to cable
If it was a gun why would you be emptying it in the trash? Next move is to put up a trump flag.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:34 am to cable
What does it matter if it was?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:39 am to cable
"Mind your own business, and go make me a sammich."
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