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Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:11 am
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9658 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:11 am
I was emptying a vacuum into my trash and she came over and asked me if it was a gun. What an idiot
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7602 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:12 am to
Is her name Karen?
Posted by maisweh
Member since Jan 2014
4076 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:13 am to
Pics baw.
You know the rules
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80971 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:15 am to
What the hell are y'all smoking to be doing all this at 5am?
Posted by ellesssuuu
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
2808 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:16 am to
Should have told her it was
Posted by MotorbikeMike
Chackbay
Member since Feb 2009
184 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:18 am to
What was her reaction when she realized she was so wrong?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119528 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:24 am to
So, you and your lesbian neighbor meet at 5am to discuss guns and vacuums? Do you at least have coffee?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61871 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:25 am to
You should have told her that it was and why does she want to know


Lady that owns the building where my shop is pulled up next to me one day and got out. We were talking while I had my door open and she saw my pistol beside the drivers seat. She said, " oh, I didnt know you had a gun in your truck". I said, " I have one in my bag too". She changed the subject



Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3408 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:30 am to
It’s an assault vacuum that’s used in war.
Posted by SPT
Member since Jun 2014
972 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:11 am to
Can you make this shareable
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5611 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:12 am to
Y'all make me happy as hell about my POS house on 20 acres with no neighbors
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261685 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:12 am to
quote:


I was emptying a vacuum into my trash and she came over and asked me if it was a gun.


Hope you said "None of your fricking business"
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5510 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:19 am to
Why do people suck at thread titles so much?
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 6:20 am
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53964 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:25 am to
She's probably telling her friends how much of an idiot her neighbor is for emptying his vacuum into his garbage can rather than a bag.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11460 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:53 am to
I'm glad I have good neighbors.


One of them is a state trooper and not that bright but a good guy. I had put a deer carcass in my freezer (wrapped in garbage bags) to wait on trash day. I was stuffing it in the trash can at 5 am and he walked over and asked "is that your wife?"

I said no. He said good, I don't feel like doing paperwork right now. Cracked me up.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
3452 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:06 am to
Should have told her "of course it is"
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64810 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:09 am to
quote:

I was emptying a vacuum into my trash and she came over and asked me if it was a gun. What an idiot


I have questions…

What sort of vacuum could be mistaken for a gun?

What, in her mind, would you’ve been emptying from your “gun”? Did she think you were unloading it into your garbage can?!? How does that make sense to her?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15363 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:55 am to
If it was a gun why would you be emptying it in the trash? Next move is to put up a trump flag.
Posted by Farmtiger
West "By God" Monroe
Member since Dec 2003
2790 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:34 am to
What does it matter if it was?
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5130 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:39 am to
"Mind your own business, and go make me a sammich."
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