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Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:16 am to IT_Dawg
Good Morning Humans
It’s fine day to rock and roll Cochie-Coo.
Hopefully y’all got a couple of things to do and maybe get to enjoy the Baton Rouge Blues Festival today. It’s no Jazz Festival so no need to dodge the sweaty stinky hippies. You’re safe here.
But whatever you do, soak in the day. Be in the ever present now and savor the experience of the moment.
It’s fine day to rock and roll Cochie-Coo.
Hopefully y’all got a couple of things to do and maybe get to enjoy the Baton Rouge Blues Festival today. It’s no Jazz Festival so no need to dodge the sweaty stinky hippies. You’re safe here.
But whatever you do, soak in the day. Be in the ever present now and savor the experience of the moment.
This post was edited on 4/20/24 at 7:03 am
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:24 am to Papa Tigah
A little over zealous trying to get the GMT started?
Morning everyone
Morning everyone
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:48 am to Papa Tigah
Good Morning PaPatigah and the rest
Joke of the Day.
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No problem, boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
"Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"Pope Francis," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the frick is that on the balcony with Dave?'
Joke of the Day.
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No problem, boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
"Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"Pope Francis," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the frick is that on the balcony with Dave?'
This post was edited on 4/20/24 at 4:58 am
Posted on 4/20/24 at 5:31 am to ScubaTiger
Dega bound
Time to travel, set up, get rained on and postpone the race until Monday.
And lot and I mean lots of beer to drink.
Time to travel, set up, get rained on and postpone the race until Monday.
And lot and I mean lots of beer to drink.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 5:44 am to Papa Tigah
2 times in one week i'm impressed
This post was edited on 4/20/24 at 5:46 am
Posted on 4/20/24 at 5:55 am to Armymann50
quote:
2 times in one week i'm impressed
5 times. He started 3 GMT’s this morning.
This post was edited on 4/20/24 at 5:56 am
Posted on 4/20/24 at 6:01 am to Papa Tigah
The weather sure is fat man friendly this morning.
Won’t be too many more mornings like this.
Won’t be too many more mornings like this.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 6:08 am to Papa Tigah
Morning everyone.
Gonna be wet all day and into the night. Good time to sort out the Amazon and WM delivery goods delivered in the last week.
Take care all and keep your feet dry.
Gonna be wet all day and into the night. Good time to sort out the Amazon and WM delivery goods delivered in the last week.
Take care all and keep your feet dry.
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