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Old man thoughts on tornados and steaks
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:25 am
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:25 am
I'm an old man now. Fought in two wars, two marriages, had 3 retirements and many rough and beautiful miles. (and I still fantasize about handing out arse kickings to those in need!)
Over all these years there are two common things (apart from women) which I feel like an idiot for never really grasping.
#1. Tornado warnings and watches. Just say "Potential for tornados" or "Yup, there is a tornado". (a warning suggests there is one on the way, a watch suggests "watch-out" here comes one!"
#2. Grades of steak. Premium, Prime, Platinum, Choice?? Just describe it like lumber Grade #1 or #2 or #3 or A, B, C etc.
Now get the hell off my lawn unless you need an arse kicking or need advise on something I probably don't know much about, or if you are willing to listen to me ramble about my experiences which may be peppered with slight exaggerations.
Over all these years there are two common things (apart from women) which I feel like an idiot for never really grasping.
#1. Tornado warnings and watches. Just say "Potential for tornados" or "Yup, there is a tornado". (a warning suggests there is one on the way, a watch suggests "watch-out" here comes one!"
#2. Grades of steak. Premium, Prime, Platinum, Choice?? Just describe it like lumber Grade #1 or #2 or #3 or A, B, C etc.
Now get the hell off my lawn unless you need an arse kicking or need advise on something I probably don't know much about, or if you are willing to listen to me ramble about my experiences which may be peppered with slight exaggerations.
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