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re: No wonder Gisele is pissed!
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:24 am to Jyrdis
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:24 am to Jyrdis
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no it isn't. go to walmart. your average 43 year old there is gonna weigh around 200 pounds and not look like this.
We aren’t talking about your average overweight whale at Walmart who scores a 1-2 on the beauty scale. We are talking about measuring on a 1-10 scale with 1 being completely repulsive to 10 being a unicorn. But keep on simping.
average is average.
in America the average 40+ year old woman is overweight.
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Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:34 am to TeddyPadillac
The average American woman is 5’4” 170 lbs
That’s the literal average size before even taking into account facial looks
So no, in no definition of the word is the average woman near as attractive as Giselle
That’s the literal average size before even taking into account facial looks
So no, in no definition of the word is the average woman near as attractive as Giselle
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:44 am to namvet6566
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WTF was he thinking….. nothing positive could have resulted from this roast
Disagree.. I mean , i was thinking exactly like you during the first two hours and forty five minutes.. but then at the end, when Brady got up and started roasting the others, i felt like he redeemed himself.. i feel like the whole thing humanized him a little bit.. it’s hard for me to admit b/c ive always hated Brady, but i was surprised at how good he was, especially since he’d been downing tequila for over two hours (unless he was faking it).. but yeah, he was really funny, and i was also surprised at how funny Bledsoe and Julian Edelman were.. i realize that the all the jokes are written by professional comedy writers, but their delivery was all on point .
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:46 am to BK Lounge
The roasts are just glut porn now though. Regardless if she is a cheating whore, I don’t want to be associated with the mother of my children being talked about eating arse getting arse eaten etc
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:51 am to facher08
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Because the poster he responded to said she's an average looking woman.
i don't think when he said "average" he literally meant the average of the millions of women around that age in this country.
I take that "average looking" meaning as still good looking but nothing special.
"average" as in for a decent looking woman who isn't a fat arse or butt arse ugly.
WHen you say average, i dont lump in honey boo boo or Roseanne into that formula of average. It's an average of reasonable looking women.
and yeah, she's better than average.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 11:54 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:51 am to sqerty
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Is it jizz-el or gizz-el?
Pronounced like gif
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:52 am to TeddyPadillac
quote:The fact she is in phenomenal physical shape puts her so much above average it’s ridiculous to call her average
i don't think when he said "average" he literally meant the average of the millions of women around that age in this country. I take that "average looking" meaning as still good looking but nothing special.
And she isn’t my personal cup of tea either
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:54 am to fr33manator
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Pronounced like gif
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:18 pm to JetsetNuggs
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Hernandez's girlfriend was saying she's worried about her daughter growing up in such a cruel world.
The cruel world is your dad executing a dude at point blank range on top of being implicated in other murders.
I get it... but that ain't nothing nothing to do with that child
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:23 pm to lepdagod
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I get it... but that ain't nothing nothing to do with that child
You're correct, what Hernandez did has nothing to do with his child. However, how are the jokes about him being a murderer and hanging himself any more cruel than the things he did to get himself in prison in the first place. I think this is the beef people are having with the girlfriend bitching about the Hernandez jokes.
What's more traumatizing to a child, hearing jokes about your dad being a murderer and committing suicide; or the actual fact that your dad executed people and committed suicide?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:45 pm to Tubedog13
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I see a dozen better looking woman in their 40s at travel ball tournaments every weekend
If you saw Giselle at a travel ball tournament I can guarantee you she would be a bombshell.
You are literally comparing photos online with her looking her worst without make up, to people in person trying to look nice.
You don't become a super model by luck. You are a super model because in person you are good looking. Do you guys honestly think that modeling companies pass over better looking women? Giselle is self made.
I'm not arguing she is the hottest women alive, but this idea she isn't beautiful is laughable.
ETA: this idea that "tom brady can pull better" is also absolutely laughable. Giselle was arguably a top 5 catch between being a supermodel for 20 years and having a net worth in the 100s of millions. Who else can say that?
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:46 pm to baldona
quote:and plenty of other things
You don't become a super model by luck. You are a super model because in person you are good looking.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:48 pm to Chad504boy
She can retire and raise her kids without doing another photo shoot for the rest of her life and her kids lives. I don’t think she’s worried about staying relevant from a roast.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:55 pm to TeddyPadillac
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why are we goign to wal-mart?
how about go to an LSU game and walk around the campus all day.
or you could go to one of the catholic elementary school fairs in the BR area.
Gaurantee you'll find 43 year olds that look damn good.
HEB on Sundays
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:06 pm to facher08
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That's were you'll see what average really means in this country and that's generous.
I'm not sure you quite grasp the concept of WalMart, so here I'll help
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WlaMart: Always Low Prices. Always.
There is no hint or suggestion that you'll find 'average' anything at WalMart. Especially women. In fact, you might only find 1 woman that is way above average on any given day
So WalMart wasnt the comparison that you should have used
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:12 pm to baldona
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You don't become a super model by luck.
But you kind of do. You win the genetic lottery. No one studies hard to be a super model. You either is or you ain't.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:21 pm to Dairy Sanders
Her clothing empire in South America was a fricking money printer.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:40 pm to baldona
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You are a super model because in person you are good looking
I agree in general with the premise of ur post.. and i gave you an upvote.. but i will push back a little on the part i quoted above- in my younger days i had a job that put me around numerous celebrities, from A list down to D minus.. and what ill tell you is that *most* celebrities you see in person look way thinner than they do onscreen, some scarily thin… as a general rule of thumb, if a celebrity looks ‘normal’ onscreen, then in real life they look thin.. if they look thin onscreen, then i can promise you that IRL they look positively anorexic/manorexic…. I realize this doesnt really go to the ‘good looking’ thing you described, but it kinda does…. Also, one universal truth is that almost every male celebrity you meet in person is WAY shorter than you expect them to be .. the only male celebrities i ever met who were taller than i expected were Vince Vaughn ( i think he underestimates his height) and Craig Kilborn .
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:41 pm to GeauxtigersMs36
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She can retire and raise her kids without doing another photo shoot for the rest of her life and her kids lives. I don’t think she’s worried about staying relevant from a roast.
not saying she needs money but her name still being relevant i'm sure goes a long ways in different residual ways of continuing to rake in near hundreds of millions.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 2:00 pm to Bunk Moreland
quote:That's because Mike Florio is a bitch
I heard Florio talking about it the other day and he thought it crossed the line on the Hernandez jokes.
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