re: Auction item ideas

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Hookers and blow

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It always fascinating to me that a woman, otherwise seemingly wise and well versed in the ways of the world, who can make a living, drive a car, keep up with the demands of a family and career, will struggle to find a gift for her husband when one is necessary....and almost never settles for hookers and blow! What the actual frick? They can get the kids involved....if I get one set of sockets from Harbor Freight or a card hastily drawn by one of my kids because their mama told them to do it I am liable to double my expenditure on hookers and blow...it is not only the right thing to do it is the financially responsible thing for them to do. I have suggested it....did not go over well. You never know what is going on in a womans mind....