My car has a killing problem

I’ve had an Altima for years to drive back and forth to work. Yesterday, I originally thought I hit a deer. I wasn’t far from the house and it didn’t get the radiator this time, so I turned around and limbed it back home. I stopped on my way home yesterday and discovered it was a big hog.

So to date, that’s 3 deer, 2 hogs, and a dog unfortunately. This time will be bumper cover #4, grill #3, and left parking lamp #3. It bent the hell out of the condenser and radiator, but it’s holding so we’ll worry about that later if needed.

If the damn thing wasn’t so reliable and got damn good gas mileage, I’d give up on it. But it’ll live to see another day.

Who else has this kind of problem?