re: It's time to lift the visitor restrictions at hospitals

Edit for the downvoters: Am I missing something? Am I reading this quip wrong? If the saying was, “If my uncle had tits, I’d have an aunt”, then yea, that’s a money response. But the response was, “If my aunt had tits, I’d be an uncle”. Let’s say that another way...

That’s analogous to “If my mother’s sister had tits, then my brother would have a kid”. The implication is that my brother would have fricked my mother’s sister if only she had tits. What kind of fricked up alabama family are we talking about here. Which is why I repeat...